Congratulations, Dakota Fanning • Dakota Fanning was crowned Homecoming Queen this weekend? I'm going to have to update my video!
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November 2, 2009
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Expect another wave of these to hit YouTube this week.
Score = 3
Stars - They're Just Like Us
except, you know, popular
rich
and starring in the new twilight.
Score = 4
I assume you mean The Land Before Twilight II: Invasion of the Bite-auruses.
Score = 4
Are you refering to Teenage Mutant Ninja Twilights II: The Secret of the Moonze?
Score = 5
it seems a little excessive, doesn't it?
p.s. i think they finally settled on calling it Twilight 2 Da Streets: Mo Sparkles, Mo Problems.
Score = 6
Yikes, that video. I'm pretty sure Edarem made that video.
Score = 4
Yikes to that video and those pictures. She is a baby.
Score = 3
She just gave every girl at her school an inferiority complex.
Expect news of Dakota being 'accidentaslly' dropped from a basket toss at their next away game.
Score = 2
*accidentally
Score = 3
It's just not fair, she should be stuck with the nerdy drama kids, what a spoiled brat...now i'm going to go die my hair black and let it turn an awkward purple for the rest of the school year.
Score = 8
I see Paris, I see France, I see Dakota's und- WOAH, I'M SORRY, DON'T TASER ME
Score = 4
Spankies! Officially acceptable for public exposure, according to the National Cheerleaders Association.
Score = 4
Oh man I think I have zero snark today.All I thought of was that I'm glad she's being treated so great instead of harassed and called names.
Score = 9
Wait, I thought you had to be a senior to be on homecoming court? Fuck, she IS popular.
Score = 1