Checking In With Joe The Plumber (For Some Reason)
Hey, remember this asshole? Excuse me, that was rude. Hey, remember your boyfriend?
There we go. Still out there, just saying stuff. Ever wondered what some plumbing contractor from Ohio with a made up name who got momentarily disoriented about what his actual place in the world was thinks about homosexuality? Now you know. STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS. My favorite part is when he is signing piles of remaindered books with his Kindergarten marker and says that he's not one of these guys who's just trying to make money, not that he doesn't obviously want to make money but he doesn't JUST want to make money, which is why he's signing the ghost-written book that he farted out two months after it was relevant (as if it was ever relevant). What? That is like some Kelly Killoren Bensimon mind magic right there. In any case, this video is proof that even a broken idiot is right once an interview. We do all wish he would just go away.
Posted by Gabe at 3:00 PM in Where Are They Now?
Tags: Homophobia | Joe The Plumber | Politics
My god, he's a hideous human being.
Seriously though, I love how the biggest anti-gay people in America right now are a dumbass plumber and a dumbass BEAUTY PAGEANT CONTESTANT.
Sorry for the caps, but some things in this world I will just never understand. In the words of Kelly Killoren Bensimon, "shoot me!".
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The shaved head isn't a good look for Joe The Plumber. He looks like a big fucking testicle.
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has the personality of one, too.
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I'm dying to know how he figured out exactly how much longer he has in the spotlight. Did he consult with Joey Buttafuoco?
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Does he actually have kids? or are they just imaginary, like his $250,000-a-year pumbing business that doesn't exist.
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I bet a lot of kissing men would like to throw him off... A BRIDGE!
wuthafuxup w/ this guy?
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ugly-ass Alaska State Clock? framed photos of stadiums? joe clearly has awesome taste in home decor.
jeez. what is it with me and decorating today? hm...
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Joe the Plumber? Going away. Men kissing? Not going away.
The More You Know, you ignorant motherfucker.
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Posted by Gabe at 3:00 PM in Why Were They Ever?
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I am going to have to seriously consider dropping Joe The Plumber as my Man Crush.
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Man, just friggin' go away...
Fucker.
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Fucking tool.
No, not Joe the Plumber (he's fucking cool), I'm talking about you, the Democratic voter. Fucking tool.
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