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July 8, 2009

EXCLUSIVE: The Lost Footage Of Megan Fox Washing Michael Bay's Ferrari

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All week long, a rumor has been circulating on the Internet that somewhere on the world is a home video of Megan Fox washing Michael Bay's Ferrari. The story would have it that before he cast her in the first Transformers movie, Bay insisted that she wash his Ferrari as part of her audition, and he taped the whole thing. You know, ACTING! (Man, Michael Bay has an entire kitchen cupboard full of World's #1 Asshole coffee mugs.) In any case, people have been speculating on the whereabouts of this sad and demeaning but undoubtedly hot footage. UNTIL NOW. After the jump, EXCLUSIVE footage of Megan Fox washing Michael Bay's Ferrari.

HAHA, GOTCHA! AND NOW YOU HAVE TO GO TO JAIL!

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WHERE'S MY TOE THUMB DAMN IT!!!

Posted by: Leo at 07/08/09 5:07 PM | Reply
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He EARNED each and every one of those mugs; it's an ANNUAL award. Show respect for #1

Posted by: ModernMANdroid at 07/08/09 5:13 PM | Reply
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Hey Gabe, I believe Real World is on tonight. Just sayin'. You know, in case you're bored tonight and feel like writing about it...

0:-)

Posted by: Gigli at 07/08/09 5:32 PM | Reply
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linking to the new york post? this is a new low.

Posted by: freddy at 07/08/09 5:36 PM | Reply
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I PEE GOLD

Maybe he thought she was a terminator transformer and that the water would destroy her?!

Posted by: I PEE GOLD profile link at 07/08/09 6:08 PM | Reply
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Boris Grushenko

"That was so fucking hot." --Michael Jackson


Too soon?

Posted by: Boris Grushenko profile link at 07/08/09 6:11 PM | Reply
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Lou Reed

Yeah way too soon. But thanks to Gabe, now we're all in the same boat

Posted by: Lou Reed profile link in reply to Boris Grushenko's comment at 07/08/09 6:20 PM | Reply
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why did it sound like there was heavy breathing in the back of that video? now I feel gross.

also, Michael Bay is a douche.

Posted by: leeuh profile link at 07/08/09 7:15 PM | Reply
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i refuse to go to jail because i only clicked on the link to read the comments

Posted by: nicole profile link at 07/09/09 9:35 AM | Reply
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Zayin_451

Oh no! These poor children are going to grow up thinking that those noises their mother is making are actually words.

Posted by: Zayin_451 profile link at 07/09/09 12:26 PM | Reply
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Hey, that's no Ferrari!

Posted by: aftershock profile link at 07/18/09 7:29 PM | Reply
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