Lindsay Lohan Downgraded From "Celebrity" To "Lady Of Interest"
Lindsay Lohan, whoever that is, has been having a pretty rough week. First there was an interview with her in which she blamed her "sicko fans" for why she can't get work. I'm not defending the "sicko fans," but I feel like one of the defining characteristics of "sicko fans" is their total insignificance and impotence in every aspect of their lives. It's specifically due to their inability to affect any kind of meaningful change on the world that they become "sicko fans," so they probably can't destroy a career. Cocainetinis, knife play, fake lesbianism, and a nightmare mom do that. Lindsay also added:
"I'd like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc. It's all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be."
Is this real life? You know who she sounds like? This guy. Anyway, now it is being reported that her first movie in two years, Labor Pains, is not only going to skip theaters, but is debuting on ABC Family. YA BURNT. That is the worst. People whose movies are going straight-to-DVD are laughing. They're like "straight to suck it" and pointing at their dicks. Even MTV is calling the game on account of :(. MTV! The most important news source!
I think it's pretty safe to say that we can officially downgrade Lindsay Lohan from "celebrity" to "lady of interest." Obviously she's still getting her picture taken a lot and people are curious about her relationship with that weird dude, but she's not actually a celebrity anymore. She doesn't do anything. She doesn't work. She's not even on a reality show. She's just, you know, a lady of interest. IF YOU BLOG IT, IT SHALL BE!
P.S. Remember when she was in A Prairie Home Companion? That was weird then and it is weird now and it will always be weird.
Posted by Gabe at 10:30 AM in Where Are They Now?
Tags: Lindsay Lohan
For someone so horrible at acting in general, she does a really good delusional, entitled bitch. Props.
Score = 8
I'm tired of rumors starting
I'm sick of being followed
I'm tired of people lying
Saying what they want about me
Why can't they back up off me
Why can't they let me live
I'm gonna do it my way
Take this for just what it is
-"Rumors," Lindsey Lohan
Score = 13
Hi Lindsay, they're called CONSEQUENCES. Stop complaining and do something with your life!
Score = 7
maybe she'll come back in 15 years with a new face and some wiry hair plugs and we can all laugh about this when her Oscar nomination is announced.
Score = 7
Maybe if they do stop paying attention to her and taking her picture, she'll realize she has no one to blame but herself.
Score = -1
LUV U LINDZ!!! DON'T LISTEN TO THE HATERZ!!! CALL ME!!!!!!! Or not. Who should I stalk now?
Score = -1
The new Corey Haim?
Score = 1
Regina George for the win.
Score = 3