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September 17, 2008

Happy Anniversary To The "Don't Tase Me, Bro" Guy

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Today marks the one year anniversary of the "don't tase me, bro" guy. Hooray? Never forget? So, where is he now?

[The "don't tase me, bro" guy's attorney] said [the "don't tase me, bro" guy] successfully graduated from UF with a degree in telecommunications. He's looking for work, an effort complicated by the Taser incident's prevalence online.

"He has to get beyond Google first," [the "don't tase me, bro" guy's attorney] said.

But [the "don't tase me, bro" guy's attorney] said the lousy economy had more to do with [the "don't tase me, bro" guy]'s difficulty finding a job. He said [the "don't tase me, bro" guy]'s experience being part of the media frenzy around the Tasering could actually prepare him for a job in the field.

(via the Gainesville Community Blogs)

Classic. He's totally prepared for a job in the field of telecommunications because of that time he got tasered. TOTALLY. Just as long as prospective employers don't find out about the time that he got tasered. What?

A YouTube classic, after the jump.

Love that guy. Maybe love is the wrong word. Taser that guy. That's it.

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uh, gabe, you know "attorney" is spelled with an "e", right?
you need to stop watching the hills

Posted by: Kevin at 09/17/08 3:56 PM | Reply
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Gabe

Cut and paste. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

Posted by: Gabe profile link in reply to Kevin's comment at 09/17/08 4:00 PM | Reply
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Ok, maybe I'm dumb but I don't understand why he's being arrested or tasered. Can they arrest you for being sort of whiney and annoying?

Posted by: Elena at 09/17/08 4:15 PM | Reply
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lol, talk about living under a rock

Posted by: Kevin in reply to Elena's comment at 09/17/08 4:50 PM | Reply
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Yes, yes you can.

Posted by: mattabramson profile link at 09/17/08 4:25 PM | Reply
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I PEE GOLD

Oh God, priceless just priceless.

Posted by: I PEE GOLD profile link at 09/17/08 5:56 PM | Reply
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Has it been so long?

It seems like just yesterday when I heard those sweet, glorious, words, "Don't tase me, bro!" It's music- it's like sexy jazz music to my ears; also, it's FUNNY.

Posted by: Selena at 09/18/08 12:31 PM | Reply
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