What Should Be The Tagline For Bad Boys 3?
According to the Hollywood Reporter, Columbia Pictures has hired a screenwriter to write a script for Bad Boys 3. Great news! That must mean that Rush Hour 4 is already in the bag. So far, neither Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, or Michael Bay are signed on for the new movie, and the prospect of a Bad Boys 3: The New Class (starring Ryan Reynolds and Matthew Lillard) is TBS Very Funny. But probably they will be signed on. And when they are, they will need an exciting tagline! Here are a few suggestions:
Bad Boys 3: Badder Boyser
Bad Boys 3: Shit Just Got More Real
Bad Boys 3: This Should Have Come Out Three Years Ago
Bad Boys 3: Old Dogs 2
Do you remember the part in Bad Boys 2 where Will Smith and Martin Lawrence drive a Hummer through a shanty town? And it's supposed to be, like, an exciting chase scene, but all you can think about is the fact that they're cavalierly destroying people's already pretty miserable lives (and probably killing many of them) with their stupid fucking yellow hummer as they shout and laugh and trade quips? That was one of the most offensive things I have ever seen.
"More of that, please."
--America
(Thanks for the tip, Octavis.)
Posted by Gabe at 9:45 AM in What America Wants
Tags: Bad Boys 3 | Martin Lawrence | Michael Bay | Will Smith
Bad Boys 3: The Worst
It's not clever, but it feels right somehow.
Score = 13
bad boys 3: let's get our honey back
Score = 0
Bad Boys 3: Race to Bad Mountain. In a Hummer.
Score = 7
Bad Boys 3: What'cha gonna do, What'cha gonna do when we decide to squeeze out every last drop of money we can out of this already too shitty franchisejustsothatwecanfurtherpadourgarishmalibuhomesohmygodmyhead'sgonna'splode!
Score = -3
God, it's the early morning, the rules of the internet clearly do not apply to me. Thumbs down away!
Score = -2
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Score = 0
Are you my troll? Is this forever?
Score = 10
Bad Boys 3: Is this real shit forever?
Score = 0
Bad Boys 3: Mall Cops - Shit just got Paul Blart.
Score = 6
Bad Boys 3: New Moon
Score = 30
Bad Boys 3000: Worst to the Future!
Score = 1
Bad Boys 3: Martin Lawrence Needs To Make Some Quick Money Before The Bank Forecloses On A Ridiculously Overprice Hollywood McMansion Bought During An Unstable Real Estate Market And Will Smith Agreed To Sign On Under The Condition That He Can Bring The Entire Cast To The Scientology Celebrity Center For A Intensive Day Long Workshop About How The Teachings Of L.Ron Hubbard Made Him A More Productive Person
Score = 16
b-boys 3: we break dance fight now....
Score = 2
Bad Boys 3: One Got Fat
Score = 16
Bad Boysenberry 3 and the GI Tract of Doom
Score = 1
Bad Boys 3: 2bad 2boys
Score = 3
Bad Boys 3: Will Got $20 Million, What Did You Get, Martin?
Score = 4
Bad Boys: Over 40
Score = 2
Bad Boys: Trust in Them
Score = 4
Bad Boys 3: I Seriously Thought Martin Lawrence Was Dead
Score = 8
Bad Boys 3: Revenge of the Fallen
Score = 4
Gotta ride on what makes bank! C.R.E.A.M.
Score = 4
Bad Boys: Thugs, Lugs, and Jugs
Score = 1
eagerly anticipating "The Bad Boys"
Score = 6
you win. this is definitely what it will be called.
Score = 0
Bad Boys 3: He Approved It?
Score = 1
Bad Boys 3: Crank 3
Score = 0
Bad Boys 3: The Prequel
Score = 4
I just realized the one scenario in which I would see this movie.
Bad Boys 3: Police Academy 8
(Starring Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell)
Score = 7
Bad Boys 3: These Guys Definitely Do Not Mutually Masturbate Each Other
Score = -2
Bad Boys vs Predator.
Score = 7
Bad Boys 3: we ran out of board games and toys
Score = 4
Bad Boys 3: Electric Boogaloo
Score = -2
Bad Boys 3: Have You Ever Fired Two Guns While Jumping Through the Air?
Score = 13
Bad Boys 3: I Will Fuck You Till You Love Me
Score = 22
Bad Boys 3: In Which We Finally See Mike Lowry Come With the Thunder
Score = 0
Bad Boys 3: Secret of the Ooze
At the risk of losing all of my hard-earned street rep yo, I rather enjoyed Bad Boys 2. The scene where Martin Lawrence interrogates his daughter's date makes me lolcat every time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRiT3ISEN3M
Score = 2
Bad Boys 3: Boom Goes the Dynamite
Score = 2
Bad Boys 3: Big Momma's House Just Got Real
Score = 2
Bad Boys 3. It's just called Bad Boys 3 but it has Joe Pesci as a former crook who's now a real estate agent but in his role as all to eager informant gets Will and Martin into the most hilariously dangerous situations.
Score = 2
Bad Boys 3: The Baddening.
Score = 8
Bad Boys 3: We're Too Old For This Shit Much Like Mel Gibson and Danny Glover But We Will Carry On Making Sequels That Further Detract From The Greatness Of The Orginal
Score = -3
Was the original great?
Score = 0
Bad Boys 3: The Season of the Hitch
Score = 7
Bad Boys 3: Boomshakalaka!
Score = 0
Bad Boys 3: Beyond the edge of Bad, Full Throttle!
Score = -1
3ad 3oys
Score = 23
Bad Boys 3: Don't Bother
alternatively: Bad Boys 3: Save your $10
Score = -2
Bad Boys 3: Sheneneh's Revenge
Score = 2
Bad Boys 3: Full Throttle
Score = -2
Yo, why stop at 3? You gotta think big nowadays... Ya'll just beed LBT'd*
Bad Boys III: The Time of the Great Giving Bad Boys (2009)
Bad Boys IV: Journey Through the Mists with the Bad Boys (2010)
Bad Boys V: The Mysterious Island of Bad Boys (2011)
Bad Boys VI: The Bad Boys Secret of Saurus Rock (2012)
Bad Boys VII: The Stone of Cold Fire and Bad Boys (2013)
Bad Boys VIII: The Big Bad Boys Freeze (2014)
Bad Boys IX: Journey to Bad Boys in the Big Water (2015)
Bad Boys X: The Great Longneck Migration of Bad Boys (2016)
Bad Boys XI: Invasion of the Tinysaurus Bad Boys (2017)
Bad Boys XII: The Great Day of the Flyers and Bad Boys (2018)
Bad Boys XIII: The Wisdom of Friends, and Also Bad Boys (2019)
*Land Before Time'd
Score = 8
Bad Boys XIII: The Wisdom of Friends, and Also Bad Boys (2019)
and this is also amazing
Score = 0
Bad Boys 3: Going For 12% Or Less On Rotten Tomatoes
Score = 3
The Bad Boys Ultimatum
Score = 1
Whatever, Gabe. America doesn't say "please".
Score = 8
Bad Boys 3: Full Retard
Score = 7
Bad Boys 3: Michael Bay Needs A New Wig.
Score = 14
Bad Boys 3: Puberty
or
Bay Boys 3: Black Knight 2
Score = 1
Bad Boys 3: Forget the plot, America wants EXPLOSIONS
Score = 0
Bad Boys 3: Martin Lawrence's Casablanca
Score = 3
Bad Boys 3: Big Mama and Karate Kid's Dad
Score = 0
Bad Boys 3: This Should OF Come Out Three Years Earlier
Know your audience.
Score = 4
Bad Boys 3: When Will They Be Men?
Score = 5
Bad Boys 3; New Moon
(Boys Becoming Men, Men Becoming Wolves)
Score = 0
Bad Boys 3: Bad Harder
Score = 0
Bad Boys 3: Basically A Movie About Fireworks
Narrated by Al Roker, shut it down...
Score = 1
Bad Boys 3: Basically A Movie of Fireworks
Narrated by Al Roker, shut it down...
Score = 1
it wouldn't let me sign in the first time, sorry everyone
Score = 0
Bad Boys 3: White Chicks
Bad Boys 3: Why not?
Bad Boys 3: $$$$$
Score = 0
Bad Boys 3: Breaking Dawn of Azkaban
Score = 1
Bad Boys 3: Go to Your Room
Score = 1
Bad Boys Operation Iraq: Martin Lawrence of Arabia
Score = 1
Old Guys
Score = -1
3 bad 3 boys
Score = 0
badd bois
Score = 1
Bad Boys 3: Bad-Men-Town. and the bad guy boss will be a star badminton player that is also a drug dealer and human traffiker. Will Smith will kill the bad guy boss by hitting a grenade out of the air with a badminton racquet and into the bad guy boss's mouth. Then his head will explode and Martin Lawrence will get his new white sneakers dirty. and he will be like" Awww heeellll no. You gonna have ta pay for my sneaks!" (because there is brain and teeth on it) and then will smith will say 'no problem I am rich' and then they will float in martin lawrence's above ground pool until it breaks and then they will sing Bad Boys and the audience will cheer because even through all of their trials and tribulations their friendship has never been stronger.
Score = 0
Bad Boys 3: Madea joins the force.
Score = 2
Bad Boys 3: Quantum of Baditude
Score = 1
Bad Boys 3: Losing It!
Score = 0
Bad Boys 3: Boyz II Men
Score = 3
Bad Boys 3 ; #$%^&@# %^&^&^! %^%&^$##@@%$ Dude
Score = 0
Bad Boys 3: Bad and Badderer
Score = 0
Bad Boys 3: Return of Jafar
Score = 0
Bad Boys 3: Bad Company
Score = 0