What Should Be The Tagline For Wall Street 2?
Rumors have been circulating for awhile about a sequel to Oliver Stone's 1987 suspenders advertisement thriller, but now it is official. Wall Street 2, you guys. From the AP:
LOS ANGELES -- Michael Douglas and Oliver Stone are back together again with a sequel to their 1987 hit "Wall Street."Douglas is reprising his role as Gordon Gekko and Stone is on board again to direct the sequel, which for now has the working title "Wall Street 2," said 20th Century Fox spokesman Gregg Brilliant.
Brilliant said the project is timely and relevant given the state of the world.
"We need to keep the story line under wraps, but it's literally ripped from today's headlines," Brilliant said. "It's going to be very big and very cool."
Gregg Brilliant doesn't want to give everything away, but it's going to be very big and very cool. You know, like how Oliver Stone movies about nefarious financial transactions based on current events are "cool." Zac Efron is going to play Gordon Gecko's nephew. It's basically going to be Jungle 2 Jungle, but with credit derivatives. There are going to be a bunch of scenes in which Charlie Sheen plays Wii. Cooooool.
But, so, you guys, what should the tagline for this inevitable success of a movie be?
- Wall Street 2: Greed Throttle
- Wall Street 2: At The Edge of Greed
- Wall Street 2: Greedgment Day
- Wall Street 2: The Greed Is Out There
- Wall Street 2: Oh Yes, There Will Be Greed
- Wall Street 2: Escape From Greedtasia
Those are so lazy! You guys are even lazier than I am, though, so this will be easy for you. Go.
Posted by Gabe at 9:30 AM in What America Wants
Tags: Economic Crisis | Gordon Gecko | Michael Douglas | Oliver Stone | Wall Street 2
2 Wall 2 Street
Score = 104
I'll give you an up cuz' we thought of the same thing.
Score = -8
i tink it should be 'hello well come to da streets. da wall streets'
Score = 7
Wall Street 2:
"See how we're spending you're tax money!"
"Movin' on from ENRON"
"Greed vs. Sever"
"Madea and Gordon be gettin' greedy" (Co-produced by Tyler Perry)
"2 greed 2 greedier"
Score = 1
Fox spokesman Gregg Brilliant
Fox spokesman Gregg Brilliant
Fox spokesman Gregg Brilliant
Score = 14
The Legend of Wall Street 2: And the Legend Continues.
Best MST3K episode EVARR
Score = 0
Wall Street 2: Capital Structure Arbitrage Boogaloo
Score = 20
Wall Street 2: Financial Greedaloo.
Score = 1
Wall Street 2: Boyz in Suitz.
Now with more street!
Wall-e Street. The adorable embezzling robot!
Wall Street 2: Ponzi this, Bitch.
Wall Street 2: An incredibly dull lecture on diversifying your blue chip portfolio while protecting your liquid assets in a bear market.
Score = 17
Wall Street 2: Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter Runs the Economy and She Sucks At It
Score = 16
Wall Street 2: The Greedening
Wall Street 2: Return of the Greedy
Wall Street 2: That's the Money You Could be Saving with Gekko
Score = 20
The Empire Goes On Strike
Score = 9
Wall Street 2: Wall Harder
Wall Street 2: The Search for More Money
Wall Street 2: Who Made Off?
Wall Street 2: Back 2 Tha Streets
Wall Street Square Root of Four: Math iz Hard!
Wall Street 2: We Raided Larry King's Closet for All These Shirts
Wall Street 2: Law and Order: Ripped from the Headlines
21 Wall Street
Score = 15
"Wall Street 2: The Search for More Money"
weee win!
Score = 2
Greed-O Shot First
Score = 0
Wall Street 2: Toxic ASSets
Score = 3
Toxic A$$ets
Score = 1
Wall Street 2: Gekko Goes Bananas.
Wall Street 2: The Smell of Fear.
Wall Street 2: Wall Streeter.
Wall Street 2: Step Up 2 the Streets
Wall Street 2: Back 2 tha Hood.
Wall Street 2: Collapsing at your Doorstep
Wall Street 2: Ponzi's Revenge
Score = 2
So like is he going to have his own tv programme in this where he fires people by saying... wait for it... "you're fired!"?
Wall's Treat 2 - This time it's ice cream...
Score = 8
wall street 2: how 20th century fox went broke
Score = 2
Wall Street 2: He was dead...but he got greedier
Score = 29
Wall Street 2: Taking it to the streets
Score = 1
I think you mean "Wall Street 2: Taking it 2 the streets."
Score = 5
featuring the song by micheal mcdonald i hope.
Score = 4
I Know What You Did Last Wall Street
Score = 26
Wall Street 2: Money's 2 Tight To Mention
Score = 6
Check it:
Wall Street 2: The Greed Mile
Wall Street 2: The Greed And I
I totally thought of "Greed-o Shoots First" too but blacknerds got to it first...kudos sir.
Score = -1
Wall Street 2: Daryl Hannah's big comeback
Score = 7
Come on guys, you're almost there:
Step Up 2 Da Wall Street
Score = 17
Wall Street 2: Like A Boss
Score = 12
you forgot to say: shia lebouf will be starring in it.
Score = -2
Look Who's Greedy Too
Wall Street 2: The Greedening
Getting greedy was only the beginning.
Score = 7
gregg brilliant?! i suppose because max power was already taken.
Score = 12
Greed 2: I Wanna Know Where Da Greed At?
Score = 0
Wall Street 2: The Legend of Gecko's Gold
Score = 3
could be a cokehead
Score = -1
Tiptoes 2: Wall Street
Score = 6
Douglas & LaBeouf
WALLSTREET: Hipster Grift
(Ass on ass)
Score = 0
Wallstreet 2: Baby I Got Yo Money
Score = 2
Wall Street II: Blue Horshoe Blew Anacot's Steel (for $20 in booze money)
Score = 2
Wall Street 2: The Economic Collapse for Dummies and Fat Asses Too Lazy to Read the NY Times
Score = 0
Wall St. II: Less Money, Oddly Mo' Problems
Score = 25
Yes.
Score = 0
Wall Street 2: Greed Just Got Greedier
Wall Street 2: 2 Times The Greed
Wall Street 2: I Greed Your Greedshake
Wall Street 2: When The Greedy Gets Greedy The Greedy Gets Greedy
Score = 7
Wall Street 2: 2 and a Half Men
Wall Street 2: Shit jus' got real.
Score = 3
Wallstreet 2: Let's Pretend It's 1998.
Score = 2
According to Fox spokesman, Billy Awesome, the studio is leaning towards "Wall Street 2: Wall Streeter."
Score = 4
Wall Street 2: "The timeliest movie ever, lolz, jk guyz!"
Score = 1
really? not yet?
Wall Street 2: Electric Bankaloo(ser)
Score = -1
Wall Street 2: Greedea Goes to Jail
Score = 7
WS2: Creatively Bankrupt
Score = 3
"It's LITERALLY ripped from today's headlines."
Really, Oliver Stone? Literally ripped from the headlines?
In that case, it should be called:
Wall Street 2: Torn Piece of Newsprint
Score = 21
Tyler Perry's Wall Street II: A New Dope
Score = 0
2 wall 2 street
Score = 5
ha.. my brilliant suggestion was actually the very first suggestion on the page? way to go mr skip-to-the-end.. bleh
Score = 3
Wall Street 2: Escape From Greed Mountain
Wall Street Greedloaded
Wall Street 2: The Wraith of Geithner
Score = 3
Gorden Gekko and the Kingdom of the Crystal Greed
Guaranteed to ruin our fond childhood memories of the original...
Score = 2
Wall Street 2: Get rich and die lying
starring berny madoff
Score = 9
If Stone wants a surefire hit, he should try:
Score = 17
2 Wall 2 Streetz
Score = 0
Wall Street 2: Been Had Gekko
Score = 5
Wall Street 2: A Monster* Attacks
*Obama(the evil socailist)
Score = -1
Wall Street: Part Deux. "Just Gekko Being Gekko"
Wall Street 2: Revenge of the Creditors
Score = -1
Don't Be a Menace to Wall Street While Drinking Your Greed in the Hood
Score = 4
Wall Street or Die Hard
Score = 3
Wall Street 2: Where the Troubled Assets Are
Score = -1
Wall Street 2: No money? Or are they just out of money?
Score = 5
Yes.
Score = 0
it's not going to be called "wall street 2" and oliver stone will soon drop out to be replaced by the guys who made "facing the giants" and "fireproof." they rewrite the film to star kirk cameron as a young wall street trader who's trying to escape what he sees as his parent's oppressive faith, but who has no one but God to turn to when his world falls apart in the crash. there'll be tie-in book called "the tithing tree" which kirk cameron will actually read in the film, changing his life forever. at the end of the film kirk cameron opens his own wall street accounting firm run by christians, for christians, and 10% of their investments go into saving christian bookstores from closing.
Score = 3
Wall Street 2: Electric Boogaloo
Score = 2
Sometimes it is best to keep it simple:
Wall Street 2 : We Want To Make More Money (Bitches!)
Score = -1
Wall Street: When the SEC Calls
Wall Street 2: The Chronicles of Gekko
Wall Street 2: The Meltdown
Score = 0
I'm way late to this, but I just need to ask a quick question: not to be a dick, but why doesn't ANYBODY at all understand what a fucking tagline is? Not even Gabe got it right.
Score = 0
Late and a dick - The "that one" story
Score = 0
Wall Street: Pigs in the City
Wall Street 2: Red, White, and Broke
Wall Street 2: High Noon at Bonus Mountain
Score = 1
Wall Street 2: Making Films About Our Current Fiscal Clusterfuck Doesn't Make Us Any Less Fucked. Although fitting it on a poster may be a problem
Score = 0
Wall Street 2: greedisgood 10000000000
Score = -1
Wall Street 2: Back in the Habit
Score = 1
The Wall Street
Score = 0
wall street 2 : insufficient funds
wall street 2: shit creek, dude wheres my paddle?
Score = 0
Wall Street 2 Tha Streets
Score = 0