This Isn't Your Dad's The Karate Kid
In destroying-the-golden-nostalgic-remnants-of-your-childhood news today, they're remaking The Karate Kid. And not only are they casting Jaden Smith as Daniel, they're writing the movie for him. Perfect. Love that kid (do not love that kid). From Variety:
Columbia Pictures is back in the dojo with a new version of the 1984 hit "The Karate Kid," which has been refashioned as a star vehicle for Jaden Smith.The script is being written by Chris Murphy, and the film will shoot next year in Beijing and other cities. While the new film will be set in that exotic locale, it will borrow elements of the original plot, wherein a bullied youth learns to stand up for himself with the help of an eccentric mentor.
Beijing and other cities? Wrong! Don't be surprised if they substitute out a few other aspects of the original. Like, Daniel's social awkwardness and loneliness might be replaced by being supercool and popular, and his old school training that utilizes the natural environment might be replaced by awesome new gadgets from Nokia and Sony. And instead of deciding to use his training to enter into a regional karate tournament going head to head with a member of the Cobra Kais, this new generation of Karate Kid will use his new skills in the protection of the United States government, working as a child superspy to karate thwart our enemies. And that's fresh.
Posted by Gabe at 10:01 AM in What America Wants
Tags: Jaden Smith | The Karate Kid
Ugh, Miyagi is a Japanese name, But Asians all look alike so fuck it. SO LAME!
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I don't think it's a coincidence that this is coming just days after the announcement that Will Smith is starring in an Oldboy remake. Can you say crossover buddy comedy sequel?
Do you understand the words that are coming out of Oh Dae-su's mouth?
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I don't get it. Not only should you NEVER remake movies, you should never remake movies that are already amazing. Plus, isn't Jaden Smith like 10?
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WHAT? How are they supposed to top the original? That movie was PERFECTION! It was like poetry on film!
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Plus, the blond dude in all those 80s movies is too old now to play the bully. They can never replace that guy!
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Word.
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:(
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Do not ruin the the original by remaking it with a black kid who cant act and have black influence in it. they have already ruined the clasic movie Can't by me Love with Patrick Dempsey. DO NOT REMAKE AT ALL!! Will Smith can suck it.
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