On A Very Special Episode Of CSI: Miami • This fall, America will finally (FINALLY!) learn how Horatio Cane got his trademark sunglasses. Parents, watch this one with your children!
Posted at 4:45 PM in What America Wants
Tags: CSI: Miami | David Carusso | Sunglass Hut
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Looks like someone's future is so bright
he has to wear shades.
YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Score = 16
I'm so excited for this revelation by the sea
that I'm getting all wet.
YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Score = 3
Out of the rabbit hole
....and into the looking glasses
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Score = 5
CS
........... Eyewear.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!I don't get it.
Score = 3
TYRANNOSAURUS Rexes DO NOT wear sunglasses! You ARE crazy! In a GOOD WAY.
Score = 2
You guys are the best.
Score = 2