Oh Yes, There Will Be Another Goddamned Saw Movie • A deal has already been struck for Saw VII, or as I like to call it, Saw ))<>((.
Posted at 10:45 AM in What America Wants
Tags: Jigsaw | Saw | Saw II | Saw III | Saw IV | Saw V | Saw VI | Saw VII | Tobin Bell
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Gabe, stop it, you know not what you do. ))>(( is going to give producers some truly terrible ideas for the next few Saw movies.
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that was totally ))>(( when I typed it in.
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try it again!
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Wow. Jigsaw just doesn't want me to type it. I swear that's what I'm putting in, and it just changes. LAWNMOWER MAN STOP IT.
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forever and ever. back and forth.
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Nah dude, give it up. I already posted the whole what does the (poop back & forth) sign mean? Like 3 different times and got downvoted xInfinity. The 'Less Than' symbol won't take. It's a code/HTML thing I think. I don't know. I'm not a doctor of the Internet.
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"i want to play a game. with type."
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His next series of victims will all be people who talk loudly on cell phones in public, highlighting the societal pain they needlessly caused.
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Saw XVII: Birdemic!
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At this point, all Saw VII has left is to just show people exploding. No plot, no puzzles, just people exploding.
Which might not be that bad...
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They could get Cronerberg to direct!
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Michael Bay is taking over?
ZING!
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"Cronerberg" btw, is a little known Swedish director specializing in the art of blowing up bodies, not a typo on my part.
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Good save.
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Much like yesterday's Videogum clip of The Saw Carousel, Saw VII will contain a much larger carousel that can take over six billion people on a terror ride. One man will have to choose from the Earth sized population of the spinning wheel of death who is to live and who is to be violently tortured for the sake of the carousel maker's pleasure.
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I heard it will be a tilt-a-whirl.
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In this one, they find out that Katherine Heigel is actually Jigsaw.
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Jigsaw isn't here to make friends.
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Fact: Katherine Heigl coined that phrase.
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Of course they are. Of. Course. Those money grubbing, pathetic, merit-less, capitalistic whores called the Splat Pack won't rest until their pools are filled with solid gold hooker coffins that they can fill with...fuck, I dunno, more money? Fake blood? Gwynneth's chicken? Perfect. They won't rest until everyone in their movie die---Oh. Nevermind. Carry on then, Monsters.
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Please tell me again what
))>((
means
i gotsta know
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))>((
PLEASE tell me
pooping back and forth? Is that really it?
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I'll tell you cus I didn't know either and got downvoted too, MONSTERS. It's brave to admit there are things you don't know! It's from the movie "you and me and everyone we know" and this little kid thinks that love is 'i poop into your butthole, and then you poop into my butthole, back and forth, forever.' That's the txt shorthand for it. Do you still wish you'd asked? Yeah, me too.
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