Inglourious Basterds Snacke Proview
Because Quentin Tarantino was a "mentor" to the contestants on American Idol last night, whatever that means, some new footage from his upcoming Inglourious Basterds aired. Sure. Of course new Inglourious Basterds footage aired during what is basically a children's show, because that is the perfect time to advertise a gory exploitation film about World War II vigilantes with ridiculously bad accents. This girl knows:
"Mommy, what is he hitting with that baseball bat?"
"That is a human head, dear."
"That's terrible."
"Oh, no sweetie, it's OK. It's a Nazi's head, so it's good that he's hitting him in the head with a baseball bat."
"What's a Nazi?"
"The Nazis were bad people who killed Jews."
"What's 'Jews'?"
"They're the people who killed Christ. We hate them too, but a little less than we hate the Nazis. Now go get the phone, it's time to vote for one of these incredibly talented singers."
Inglourious Basterds snacke proview aftear tha jomp.
I've been pretty harsh about this movie so far, but this is the first we're seeing of Mike Myers as a "British military mastermind."
Status: UNCHANGED.
Posted by Gabe at 3:00 PM in What America Wants
Tags: American Idol | Inglourious Basterds | Mike Myers | Quentin Tarantino
Jomp?
I'll be the first in fuckin line to see this film. Blowing the hell out of nazi's is always awesome. I can't wait to hunt for Nazi Scalps! Let's go scalpin' ya'll!
Score = -9
Remember Mike Meyers in the movie "54"? "I want to suck your cock. Bartenders make a lot of this." *holds up a pile of cash*" Anyone doubting Mike Meyers acting chops need to watch 54.
Score = 2
I like him, too. I was just looking at his IMDB page and he's got a Keith Moon biopic in production where he'll play Keith. Pretty cool.
Score = -5
What? Not cool. Isn't he now much older than Keith Moon was when he died? And also a terrible actor? That sounds like it will officially be the worst biopic in the history of the shitty genre that is the biopic.
Score = 5
Remember Mike Meyers in "The Love Guru"? Me neither, because I'm not into sadism and didn't see the film.
Shut it down. Burn all the evidence.
Score = 18
So, Gabe is against killing Nazi's .
Score = 4
NO APOSTROPHE'S IN PLURAL'S!
Score = 19
white ppl love correcting grammar
Score = 5
I don't care what anyone says, I'm totally excited for this.
C'mon, man, it's Quentin Tarintino.
Score = -2
I agree, I've ALWAYS been entertained by Taranitno's movie's.........that's the whole point of cinema after all.
Score = 0
this from the girl who admitted to be in love with quentin tarantino not too long ago...
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"Inglourious Basterds snacke proview aftear tha jomp."
GABE = DA CAKE EATUR, Q.E.D.
Score = 10
Yeah, when I saw the title I thought he had hacked the site.
Score = 3
BECAUSE WE LOVE MAKING MOVIES
QT basically is my high school track coach.
Score = 4
Fuck this movie. I dig Quentin Tarintino but the type of stuff this movie is promoting is fucked. American soldiers dehumanizing prisoners and violating basic human rights? Sound familiar?
Score = -2
I thought you were typing that way to make fun of the ape avatar guy who says stuff like : "i dink dat brad pit mek da movie stoopit"
Score = 1
tarantino is in the poopy business and business is boooooming.
Score = 3