Fantastic Mysteries: What Is The Secret White Chicks 2 Tagline?
Oh perfect, a White Chicks sequel. America gets what America wants. Nobody puts America in the corner. From the Hollywood Reporter:
The Wayans Brothers and Sony are developing a sequel to the 2004 comedy "White Chicks," which will see Marlon and Shawn Wayans reprise their roles as sibling FBI agents posing as a pair of white ladies.Keenen Ivory Wayans is on board to direct the sequel, which all three Wayans are writing and producing. The logline for the new entry is being kept under wraps.
Haha, right. Got 2 keep that logline under wraps. Because if there is one thing that will ensure that this movie is not hot eye poison up in your eyes, it's going to be the half-clever thing they put after the colon. I AM ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT WONDERING WHAT THE TOP SECRET WHITE CHICKS 2 LOGLINE IS GOING TO BE!
Here are some guesses:
- America Has Gone Full Retard
- 2wice As Bad As The First 1ne
- Once You Go White You Never Go UGH
- Where Are My Suicide Bullets? Has Anyone Seen My Suicide Bullets?
- Armed & Fabulous
We have made a terrible mistake! (Thanks for the tip, Nora.)
Posted by Gabe at 4:30 PM in What America Wants
Tags: Keenan Ivory Wayans | Marlon Wayans | Shawn Wayans | White Chicks 2
White Chicks 2: White Chicks Harder
Score = 6
One Step Closer To Having The Wayans Brothers Kicked Out Of Hollywood
Score = 1
White Chicks 2: White Right Down To The Anus
Score = 26
Great! Now this movie is magical.
Score = 7
Nobody 2 Blame Butt Yourselves, Movie-going Public
(note the spelling of "butt"!!!)
Score = 7
The Whitening
Score = 4
WH1T3 CH1CK2!
Score = 2
White Chicks 2: The Uncanny Valley
Score = 13
White Chicks 2: Dysuria
Score = 1
White Chicks 2: Aryan Sisterhood
Score = 3
We're sisters! We're happy and we're singing and we're not colored. Give me a high 5! wooooof.
Score = 4
White Chicks 2: What Nightmares are Made of
Score = 3
White Chicks 2: Let's pretend the tagline is a secret because this is the only way any publicity will get created for what is arguably going to be one of the worst movies ever.
Score = 5
White Chicks 2: The horriterribeyescorchingficmightmatingwithagoat.
Score = 0
White Chicks 2: No, I'm Serious. White Chicks 2. I'm Not Fucking Kidding You. They Made White Chicks 2! I Mean, How Fucked is That?
Score = 10
White Chicks 2: Electric Boogaloo
Score = 5
White Chicks 2: Men-oh-pleaze!
Score = 9
White Chicks 2: The Next Hate Crime
Score = 2
Professor Hollywood here. a LOGLINE is not the same thing as a TAGLINE. A logline is a brief, usually one sentence, description of the plot. They aren't worried about the marketing phrases leaking, but their ingenious plot (maybe the brilliant TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIST at the end?).
Score = -4
Shut up; this is fun.
Score = 21
White Chicks 2: In Your Face, Minstrelsy!
Score = 3
White Chicks: Told Me I Have AIDS
Score = 10
White Chicks 2: What are all these shoes doing here, and where are all the people?
Score = 1
White Chicks 2: 2 Girls 1 Cup
Score = -8
White Chicks 2: 2 Chicks 2 White 2 Many Reasons 2 Kill Myself
Score = 11
White Chicks 2: Suck it Sorority Boys!
Score = 3
White Chicks 2: Some Hilarious Continuation of The Title Here (probably something borderline racist)
Score = 4
white chicks 2: asian white chicks
Score = 11
White Chicks in Space.
Score = 6
White Chicks 2: The Beast of Revelations!
Score = 8
White Chicks 2: Destroying everything blacks have worked to achieve since 2004
Score = 6
White Chicks 2: Your Move, Tyler Perry.
Score = 28
Thanks to videogum, I now think of femskins(or whatever they are called), when I see that pic.
Also, how many millions is enough millions Wayans Bros(especially Marlon . who seems to have some acting talent under all the horrible)? Also, I'm drunk.
Score = 5
White Chicks 2: Obama Who?
Score = 6
White Chicks 2: Driving Miss Daisy 3
Score = 5
White Chicks II: White Chick Be All Like This, But Black Dudes Be All Like That
Score = 18
White Chicks 2: Gay AIDS
Score = -5
white chicks 2: Lindsay and Gabe
Score = 5
White Chicks 2: White Chicks vs Godzilla.
Score = -1
White Chicks 2: This time it's personal!
Score = -1
White Chicks 2: Necro-Beastiality in a Volvo at the Gathering 2009, thus leading to some high-jinks and rapery.
Score = 0
White Chicks 2: sequel to the movie your roommate got drunk and yanked it to
Score = 2
White Chicks 2: We're gonna need a bigger weave.
Score = 4
White Chicks 2: Shut It Down
Score = 10
White Chicks 2: Guaranteed 2 Be Thousands of Times More Successful Than it Should Be
I hope the plot twist is that every single white female you see in the movie is actually a black dude in make up, no matter how hot you thought she looked.
Score = 0
White Chicks 2: Hated it!
Score = 1
White Chicks 2: Best New Party Game 7.
Score = -1
White Chicks: Blacks on Blonde Volume 2
Score = -1
White Chicks: Blacks on Blonde Volume 2
Score = -3
damnation.
Score = -1
Downvotes, eh? I guess Rich Dicks hasn't been viewed enough to reference in passing just yet...
Score = 0
white chicks 2: we don't know when to stop
white chicks 2: we have no self respect
Score = 0
White Chicks 2: The Revenge of Terry Crews
Score = 1
O.K., I just realized that by posting this I accidentally admitted to seeing the first one. hmm.
Score = 5
White Chicks 2: Whitechicksdgement Day
Score = 3
White Chicks 2: Wrath of Wrong
Score = 1
White Chicks Too........Plot summary: The White Chicks are career women now, but a relative died and left them two talking baby girls. (Think Motherhood meets Look Who's Talking...TOO!) The White Chicks have to put the babies in whiteface to keep their cover. Hijinks ensue. Seth MacFarlane is also involved, cause you know, talking babies and racism and all.
Score = 0
White Chick 2: Let's try to make money off black men turning into women while Michael Jackson's death is still relevant.
Score = -1
White Chick 2: Let's try to make money off black men turning into white women while Michael Jackson's death is still relevant.
Score = -1
Can Keep a White Chick Secret: There's Something With Everyone
Score = -1
God damn it.
Score = -1
Can Keep a White Chick Secret: There's Something Wrong With Everyone
Score = -1
Of for FUCK'S sake. I quit videogum.
Score = 3
White Chicks 2: Right now you genuinely wish we made Little Man 2
Score = 1
White Chicks 2: The Chickening
White Chicks 2: This Beer Tastes Like Rohypnol
Score = 0
White Chicks 2: Tokyo Drift
White Chickz 2 The Streetz
but I think I'll wait for the, I guess inevitable, White Chicks 3-D.
Score = 1
White Chicks 2: So Much For Affirmative Action.
Score = 0
White Chicks 2: Clever Girls
Score = 0
White Chicks: Black Dicks.
Score = 1
White Chicks 2: 2 White 2 Chicks
Score = 0
They were white, but they got better!
Score = 1
white the fuck are you watching this chicks
Score = 2
White Chicks 2: Whiter Chicks, 2 White 2 Handle (suffers from Orphan syndrome, one too many taglines)
Score = 0
White Chicks 2: There's something wrong with White Chicks
Score = 0
Whiter Chicks
Score = 1
Whiter Chicks
Score = -1
White Chicks 2: White Chicks in Space
Score = 0
tagline is not the same as logline.
Score = 0
White Chicks 2: this time the wigs ARENT COMIN' OFF
Score = 0