Ellen Page Is The David Simon Of Painfully Cool Hipsters • Ellen Page, Alia Shawkat, and Har Mar Superstar are writing a show for HBO about "painfully cool hipsters" who move from Williamsburg to Silverlake, tentatively titled Stich N' Bitch. Sure. We're gonna need a skinnier jeans!
Posted at 10:45 AM in What America Wants
Tags: Alia Shawkat | Ellen Page | Har Mar Superstar | Hipsters | Stitch N' Bitch
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Is Ellen Page's nose getting smaller as she ages?
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Haven't all the anti-hipster hipsters grown tired of poking fun of Brooklyn hipster culture? Only someone so painfully young would think this is relevant or even worth making to begin with. Old newzzzzzz.
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This article is bullshit.. Har Mar Superstar is referred to as both "young" and an "actor"
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Finally, a show that can appeal to a broad-based demographic of hipsters from both New York AND Los Angeles.
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How many episodes till a hipster grifter plot line comes up?
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I will watch anything with Ellen Page in it and enjoy it. Even Smart People.
That is all.
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I concur. And, since Gabe is slowly turning this site into Ellenpagegum, I am always up to date on the latest Ellen Page projects! Hoorah!
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Hey, what's up with Ellen Page? Just kidding I know exactly what's up with Ellen Page. So my next question is who the fuck is Har Mar Superstar?
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I feel that way about Alia Shawkat. Seriously.
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I need a Horchata suicide cocktail
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SHIT y'all KNOW ABOUT horchatas? THIS LITTLE mexican restaurant IN MY TOWN makes THAT SHIT and IT IS so gooooooood!
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Our brethren at Stereogum are talking Horchata too:
http://stereogum.com/archives/mp3/new_vampire_weekend__horchata_093791.html
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I think that was the joke.
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I love horchata! Not crazy about the VW song, but the drink is delish, especially when served icy cold and with coconut rum.
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After the word "page" every other combination of letters lost all context for me. What the hell is a "williamsburg" and how is it related to "silverlake"
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Let me be Professor Modern Counter Culture here:
Williamsburg = Hipster mecca of the east coast
Silverlake = Hipster mecca of the west coast
Your comment was probably said in jest, but just in case I'm here for all your questions. Now where is my Animal Collective Box Set?
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I upvoted you out of appreciation of the self-awareness
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So This is not a pipe appreciates self awareness? Who would have thought?
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I assure you it was not in jest. Also, I just spent five minutes reading an article about Animal Collective, and thats 25 minutes i'll never get back.
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So is there actual knitting in this show? Are HYUKs finally getting a show of our own?
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RETURN TO SENDER.
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I feel informed enough to comment on this.
Yikes, first that "How To Make It In America" thing, and now this? We're gonna need a bigger dive bar. And shorter shorts.
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All snark aside it is nice to see Ellen Page doing something with all the attentions she's gotten besides "head up" a fashion line or party her butt off.
Also Gabe, is this why you went to LA?
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So...this will be about Ellen Page knitting in Williamsburg?
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Although the hipster grrl thing is kind of tired, Ellen Page is sexier than Mega Fox. I just wish she hadn't made that Hard Candy flick. It ruined my fantasies about her.
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I have mixed emotions. Weird things happening inside.
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I don't dig the Stripes but I'll go for Har Mar.
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I heart spoon.
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Ellen may have jumped the" snark" already....ever since the horrific sucksess of Juno, all she has done has been greated with a resounding 'meh'
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