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June 9, 2008

The New iPhone Will Still Not Get You Laid

There's so much exciting iPhone news or something. I don't know. My subscription to Nerd Beat lapsed, but I've heard that's what's happening. All the nerds are like "YES!" Speaking of iPhones:

(via Wired)

Whuuuut? That is simultaneously cool and very not cool. Cool because look at that. Not cool because I don't want to smell your nerd body just to be able to play a videogame that has been boring since before I was born. Get away from me nerd. "We just need one more person to form the power circle." No, David Blaine, no.

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chipmunk fart

"BONGGG!! hahaha *snort* haha"

That would be even more hilarious if I hadn't gone to school with those people. That's how I know they are high on like 20 Dr. Pepper's.

My favorite was when he moved the bar back and forth all fast. What a crazy guy!

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