She Talk Pretty One Day
People magazine reports that Lauren Conrad has signed a three-book deal with HarperCollins. Whoops, HarperCollins, that's your author.
The books - the first of which is scheduled to hit shelves in the summer of 2009 - will be loosely inspired by Conrad's own experience going from an ordinary teen to a reality TV star."It's definitely influenced by my own life," Conrad tells PEOPLE. "The books are about a girl who moves to L.A. and stars in a reality show, so obviously there are some similarities."
Oh perfect. I've always wondered what The Hills would be like if it was written by an emotionally vacuous selfishness factory with a fourth grader's intellect and black hole strength narcissism rather than just starring one. Zing! I'd like a Venti zingaccino with an extra shot of zing and a poppyzing bagel.
Thanks for the tip, Anna.
Posted by Gabe at 11:30 AM in What America Wants
Tags: Books | Lauren Conrad | The Hills
My jaw almost dropped when I saw this article... Hasn't her 15 minutes run out yet?! This ought to be an epic fail...the real question is...does she make it to 3 books at all...
Also - is this going to be on the Hills - I can see it now... "Guys...like, writing is hard...let's go to Les Deux instead"
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Looking forward to a Compare and Contrast:
EG's "And the Heart Says, Whatever" to LC's "And the Heart Says...OMGWHATEVS"
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