Ellen Page Is The David Simon Of Painfully Cool Hipsters • Ellen Page, Alia Shawkat, and Har Mar Superstar are writing a show for HBO about "painfully cool hipsters" who move from Williamsburg to Silverlake, tentatively titled Stich N' Bitch. Sure. We're gonna need a skinnier jeans!

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That's Your Sitcom: Sherri

Clearly, this is your sitcom. "It just speaks to me." That's what you tell your lady friends over lunch at an outdoor cafe with a bottle of the second cheapest white wine on the menu. Oh, btw, you are a woman, and that is why this show speaks to you, because it is just telling it like it is. FWBW, says your sweatshirt. In any case, the "Vodka and Fudge" mousepad is going to take 4-6 weeks to ship to your house, but it will be well worth it, because then all the other girls in the secretarial pool will know that you have something that you actually care about. That your life has depth and meaning.

Posted by Gabe at 10:00 AM in New TV Shows, What America Wants
Tags: Sherri | Sherri Shepherd

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Apparently The Next Season Of Friday Night Lights Takes Place In 2012

WE WERE WARNED!

Friday Night Lights is already one of the best shows on television, but apparently in season 4 it will be one of the MOST TERRIFYING show on television as well, when most of Dillon, Texas, plunges into a paranormal chasm in the ground. Clear eyes, full hearts, can't fall into the giant paranormal chasm in the ground. Obviously, I recognize that this is a metaphor for how Coach Taylor's move to the East Dillon Wildcats (or whatever) is going to create an irreparable divide through the town and its many carefully drawn human relationships. But maybe, just maybe, this metaphor will be created visually, with an actual giant rift cut down the middle of the town. Probably not. Maybe. Almost certainly not. But maybe!

Posted by Gabe at 1:52 PM in What America Wants
Tags: Adrianne Palicki | Aimee Teegarden | Connie Britton | Friday Night Lights | Jesse Plemons | Kyle Chandler | Minka Kelly | Taylor Kitsch | Zach Gilford

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The First Wedding Pictures Of Pam And Jim • Awww. I always fake cry at a make-believe wedding! (You know they are not a real couple and they are not really getting married, right, you guys?)

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The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien

Obviously, Louis kills it on the stand-up, (look up "duh" in the dictionary and there's a picture of that sentence), but his story about telling a terrible joke on the set of Ricky Gervais's The Invention of Lying is obviously the real winner here. I could seriously listen to Louis C.K. tell funny, off-the-cuff* anecdotes all day. The best. I could listen to him tell funny, off-the-cuff anecdotes about the phone book.

*Basically.

Posted by Gabe at 11:45 AM in Late Night, Stand Up Comedy, What America Wants
Tags: Conan O'Brien | Louis C.K. | The Tonight Show

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Michael Douglas To Play Liberace • The side-by-side photos of Michael Douglas and Liberace alone suggest that this is going to be stuff of legend.

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On A Very Special Episode Of CSI: Miami • This fall, America will finally (FINALLY!) learn how Horatio Cane got his trademark sunglasses. Parents, watch this one with your children!

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Ellen Degeneres's Big Announcement

As you may have heard, Ellen Degeneres, America's sweetheart, made a pretty big announcement on her show yesterday:

Whoops. That isn't it. Don't get me wrong, Ellen Degeneres playing mother nature in some stupid movie is really exciting (not really exciting). But that is definitely not what her big announcement yesterday was. Hold on. Oh, here it is:

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Posted by Gabe at 9:30 AM in Casting Calls, What America Wants, Where Are They Now?
Tags: American Idol | Ellen Degeneres | Paula Abdul

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