Um...
David Lynch: I'm married.
Tila Tequila: So what, I'm retarded, too.
David Lynch: No, I'm not retarded, I'm married.
Tila Tequila: Yes, we're both married or retarded or whatever. So what?! Rhythm is a dancer! My vagina smells like a martini!
David Lynch: No, not both. We are not both anything.
(Via Maura.)
Posted by Gabe at 10:30 AM in WebJunk
Tags: David Lynch | Tila Tequila | Twitter
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This all makes perfect sense in my morning cough medicine OD.
Score = 1
I ain't trying to fuck ya man
Errbody know he my number 1 fan
I done been there done that, bitch and?
you wanna get mad bitch, I don't give a damn
- "Fuck Ya Man," Tila Tequila
... actually, you ARE Tila.
Score = 7
where's the gossip girl recap i need videogum to make my addiction seem cool
Score = 0
he IS single, though. unless he's still dating that girl from Inland Empire.
Score = 0
Don't knock Tila. Do you know how hard it is to be a useless, drunken whore in America? She's an American hero and one Mr. George Washington may soon find his face replaced on the dollar bill.
Score = 10
i don get it. is david dynch da dude from amarican idle?
Score = -10
This feels vaguely like Miley Cyrus talking shit about Thom Yorke.
I don't want her to know who he is.
Score = 3