What Is That Squirrel Doing To That Yogurt?! • Oh jeez. SHUT IT DOWN. ALL OF IT.
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Tags: Sex | Squirrels | Two Girls One Cup | Yogurt | Yuck
July 15, 2009
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I'm guessing that whoever wrote that headline has no idea. I actually wish I had no idea.
And if you don't know the reference, please, do yourself a favor, do not research it.
Score = 3
That was my favorite section of the video store in Amsterdam
Score = 3
Yikes. Not a good joke.
Score = 0
HAHAHAHA... Come on, Gabe. That is the best headline since "Headless Body in Topless Bar."
Score = 13
Ah shit! That's it. We've hit rock bottom. The UK or somebody needs to do an intervention on our ass. Wait. . . they're probably more pervy than we are. Who else is there? France? Nope, Japan? um bukake. Aw fuck it! Abandon all hope ye who enter here. . .
Score = 3
The social moralist in me condemns that headline, but the squirrel fetishist in me is a little curious.
Score = 20
I feel dirty.
Score = 1