Today Is Officially An Average Amount Of Megan Fox Day
Oh the Internet and its games. These old bones can hardly keep up! Last week, some website decided that yesterday, August 4th, would be "A Day Without Megan Fox" day, or something. I guess the idea was that they had developed Megan Foxtigue and they needed a super sexy break. Fair enough, I guess? I mean, I am pretty sure that every day can be A Day Without Megan Fox if you a) don't know Megan Fox (which you don't, no one does, I heard she was actually a computer simulation) and b) don't read bikini websites like the website that made up this silly idea in the first place. The publicity for Transformers 2 is over, and I guess there are some stills for Jennifer's Body floating around, but we should be able to manage. It's not so bad! Sounds a little bit like the boner calling the boner a black boner, or whatever. Gross, and I'm sorry.
But then something else happened!
Another website that shares the first website's belief that the future of popular culture will be built on a bedrock of photo galleries of women playing beer pong, went rogue, and declared a boycott on the boycott of Megan Fox. Ay-ay-ay! If any of this was real I would be so confused, but because it's all just make-believe on blogs, I am DOUBLE CONFUSED.
And now a third website is claiming that the Day Without Megan Fox was scheduled for the wrong day?! OH NO! I barely even understood what it was in the first place and now we messed up!
But I guess today all of that is behind us. Today is officially An Average Amount of Megan Fox Day. Not too much Megan Fox, mind you, but not no Megan Fox either. Just as much as you might expect. I guess? I'm not sure how this works. Are we doing this right? Here she is on the set of her new movie, Terminator 5: Judgment Face. Get it? SHE LOOKS LIKE A MURDER ROBOT. A killbot, if you will. Better get out of the mattress store.
Posted by Gabe at 3:15 PM in WebJunk
Tags: An Average Amount Of Megan Fox Day | Megan Fox
She made it into Madam Tussauds already? They are seriously lowering their standards...
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I always assumed she was a Madam Tussauds
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I heard in Terminator 5, her "character" rips off your face and then uses your mouth to laugh at your dead body! SO EVIL!
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Sadly, every day is a day without Brian Austin Green.
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i feel like i need a nap after reading this post.
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Megan Fox on Firefox, SO FOXY. (I think that topped off the quota for this.)
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this is important
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Yes, can we please resume discussions on the need for arbitration in China labor laws?
Wait, I'm sorry, I accidentally picked up my copy of Videogum instead of the Economist.
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take it easy, brainiac.
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Just imagine I posted a picture of a velociraptor staring at Megan Fox's chest.
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I'd upvote the FUCK out of that.
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No time to make this look good. I'm going out for margaritas.
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Downvote for drinking margaritas
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Downvote for downvoting magaritas.
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Let's all change our twitter pictures to pictures of Megan Fox as a symbol of our solidarity with her.
NEVER FORGET.
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And now you've gone and ruined my official "I'm not going to think about official this or that days" day.
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Im still waiting for her to announce that she has a penis.
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What an odd thing to hope for.
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Don't you be hating, Agyness Deyn.
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'*its games' gabe, come on!
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Spend your average amount of Megan Fox time here!
http://www.meganfox.com/megan-fox-tattoos/
It's a description (with meaning!) of all her tattoos! Yay!
e.g. Megan Fox has been dating actor Brian Austin Green for the last four years. She has a script tattoo of his first name between her pubic bone and right hip.
. . . Pubic . . . bone? Hey wait a second.
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I don't know what's sadder, that she thought those tattoos were good ideas, or the comments people leave on that site.
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Too bad nobody told this movie http://blog.reelloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/sur1.jpg (S1MONE was blonde.)
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A quote from the site about her first tattoo - an image of her heroine, Marilyn Monroe.
“She was one of the first people I saw on television, like, literally moments after I was born. Every time I heard her voice growing up I always would cry. I wouldn’t know why when I was younger but had my own theories. I’ve just always empathized with her.”
Erm. . . She's crazy right?
(Crazy hot!)
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In Saw IX, Megan Fox is placed in a room with nothing but TVs airing Some Like It Hot and her only way to escape is to accept a flower( In case you're wondering what she did that she has to learn from, she turned down a health insurance claim from a 14 year old boy suffering from a broken heart. The monster!).
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Declaring A Day Without Megan Fox is just another way to talk about Megan Fox. Her publicists probably dreamt this up.
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Gwyneth Paltrow is even stealing her thunder!
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Oh Gabe, that's your life partner.
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She was pretty funny in that Halloween episode of Hope and Faith.
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"Better get out of the mattress store."
I heard that. Wait! What? Is this a reference that folk's used when the innerspring was first put out on the market?
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"Fox is now taking steps to get the tattoo removed and insists she’ll take more care when she picks skin artists in the future."
Did her mom write this?
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