Still With The Rick-Rolling
Two bits of Rick Rolling news today, which is a thing now. Rick Rolling news. Professional writers get paid, shit, I get paid, to write about what's going on in the world of Rick Rolling. Sure.
First off, the success of this silly internet meme has earned Rick Astley a nomination for a MTV Europe Video Music Award for BEST ACT EVER (Guardian via Jossip). Wait, whuuuuut? Someone should take MTV Europe to the hospital, because I think they slipped on a bastupid peel and bumped their head. Best Act Ever? Because he was the butt of an internet joke? Whoops, Europe, that's your MTV.
But the more important Rick-rolling news is actually pretty good.
SOMEONE RICK-ROLLED THEIR FRIEND WITH A RICK-ROLLING CAKE.
According to Neatorama, they brought in a giant cake for their friend, which turned out to be a hat box decorated and icing, and inside the hat box was a much more reasonably sized cake decorated with Rick Astley. That's funny.
You see, Children of Darfur, sometimes we make food as a joke. Get it? Ugh. The world is a vampire, you guys. Donate to Darfur here.
Posted by Gabe at 1:45 PM in WebJunk
Tags: Rick Astley | Rick Roll
You little stinker. Kids in Darfur have been RickRoll'd more than me, until TODAY that is.
There I was, pulling out my Darfur credit card and following your helpful link, only to find myself the victim of yet another one of your darn internet jokes.
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Ooh, that was so evil. Who knew I'd ever be Rick-Rolled with a fake link about Darfur? Future me knew, but future me didn't say a thing. :(
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I knew what was coming, but I clicked anyway.
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Oh well this looks like a good cau... what? Aw you derned internet hooligans!
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