People Falling Down Is Funny, Tila Tequila Falling Down Is The Funniest
Look, people falling down is always funny. Always. Duh Aficionado magazine's special End of the Decade Commemorative Issue. I mean, you don't want people to actually get hurt. We're all human beings trying to make it to the finish line, or whatever. But, you know. And even when people do get hurt, it's still pretty funny. It's pretty much just an infallible rule. Even when the people falling down are fake, CGI people, it is funny. Like, do you remember at the end of Titanic when the ship snaps in half and goes vertical into the air and all those CGI people fall 10 stories into the water, bouncing off of railings and walls and stuff? That was the best part of the movie. I'M THE KING OF THE WORLOLOLOLOLD!
But if regular people (or regular CGI people) falling is funny, Tila Tequila (who is not normal but might be CGI) falling is the funniest, especially if it's while she is doing some bizarre kind of NSFW, or at least NSFL, web-streaming strip show for her "fans." What is wrong with her?
HA.
HA.
HA.
I like how she tries to play it off at the end. Cool as a retarded cucumber. I guess that's what makes her a pro, and this dude an amateur. The weird-what-the-hell-does-she-think-shes-doing-and-who-the-hell-is-she-doing-it-for-show must go on. (Via GorillaMask.)
Posted by Gabe at 3:00 PM in WebJunk
Tags: Brawndo | Falls | Strippers | Tila Tequila
alright, wertrew...get to work.
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7 minutes. Not bad.
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what's with the censor text, did the mouse come out of the house?
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http://amygrindhouse.com/tila-tequila-ustream-nsfw-naked-rant-video.html
She does some more fun stuff they cut from this one.
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yeah, i was gonna say, this would be funnier if i didn't know about the other videos that just came out showing she is a completely really sad and used/abused person that needs a friend to turn off the camera and get her help.... lulz!
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Isn't Tila Tequila 4 feet tall and 38 lbs? Either this chair is made out of styrofoam or the hooker heels add 100 lbs.
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They're not called 'mules' for nothing, those short, stout beasts of burden.
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I never have any idea what you're talking about.
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Luckily I have a lot of experience explaining my own jokes to people! See, it's funny because there are multiple meanings for the word 'mule.' They are donkey/horse hybrids which are big and heavy, but they are also shoes (not necessarily hooker shoes, but usually heeled slip-on shoes). If it would help your understanding, I'm sure someone can whip up a gif of her with donkeys for shoes.
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I'm amazed she fell, considering how lithe and graceful she was getting into that chair.
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like a drunk gazelle.
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maybe it knocked some sense back in her head? Like the opposite of knocking something loose. Something was knocked..in place.
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Still hot.
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i remember getting some very dirty looks in the theater when my firends and i laughed at the people falling off of the titanic. fine, they're dying, very sad in real life. but they are bouncing off of the propellers!
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As graceful as a giraffe on rollerskates. A giraffe with herpes on rollerskates.
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"Ahah, no, you guys, it was totally on purpose. It's part of the dance. Get it? Ahah, it's funny."
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my eyes, the goggles do nothing
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All part of the seduction. You know, the T.I.L.A. system. (Don't make me show my acrostic work on this one).
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Wow, you just tied together my last 20 hiours of living so nicely... I love you Santa Clause!! +1,000,000.0
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now that's what i call "not safe for work." wocka wocka.
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Following the incident, the chair was suspended by the San Diego Chargers pending the outcome of a criminal investigation. I've got a million of 'em, people.
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More like, Beat Me To The Inevitable Shawne Merriman Abuse Charge Against Tila Tequila Contest Winner.
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In all fairness, obvious jokes are kind of my specialty (obvs). Your version was funnier though. Sports.
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I bet Shawne Merriman gets arrested for this.
Sports.
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This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Yes, it's been a bad day.
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Who knew vertigo was an STD?
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This is The Best.
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Some of the butter from her butterface probably got on the chair.
(totally misrepresenting the entire pun nature of "butterface." NEVERTHELESS.)
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