Oprah Pees For 10 Minutes
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I only made it halfway through this*, but don't worry! I paused it and I'll finish it over the weekend, I promise. (Via GorillaMask.)
*I did not even make it halfway through this. I was too busy looking up "getting the gist of something" in the dictionary to make sure there was a picture of 30 seconds of this video.
Posted by Gabe at 4:15 PM in WebJunk
Tags: Oprah | Pee
holy shit!
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(i just control c'd whatever i had, because that's how i feel about this story.)
Score = 5
30 seconds is a generous allotment of time. Far too kind, you sweetheart, you.
Score = 3
yikes. i made it exactly 14 seconds.
do you think the one of the richest woman in the world has someone to stunt-pee for them, or is that just brilliant prop-work?
Score = 0
Okay. This just confirms that Gabe has a Google alert for "pee". The pee tag now has twelve posts.
Score = 16
how did it take me this long to realize the Tosh.0 ads are gone?
Score = 2
You didn't feel any emptiness when you awoke this morning?
Score = 13
I did, but I always do
Score = 25
I run an ad blocker (my pages are the color of poured concrete, much like a PA winter sky) and never think about it, so I am always confused by everyone's ad-referencing comments until there are enough of them to provide context. And now you're telling me it's changed again, and I will be behind the curve again? I will never catch up with the injokes!
Score = 5
I made it 1:39! Awesome I almost won!
Score = 4
I made it to 2:16 last night. But I was pretty drunk.
Score = 2
I waited and waited, but Keyboard Cat didn't come. Can't blame him, really. After 20 seconds I was hitting the litterbox myself.
Score = 5
SOMEONE GIVE HER A NOBEL PEES PRIZE.
Score = 55
The Color Purple? More like The Color Yellow AMIRITE?
Score = 16
I just love this post for its two tags; Oprah, Pee.
Score = 4
I find it most disturbing that she is peeing bumble bees.
Score = 9
Sometimes in this world, all you can ask for is a perfectly accurate title. None of that fancy stuff, no metaphors or analogies or flowery language. The title is literally the thing, the thing is literally itself. This video is the Jasper Johns flag of YouTube videos. You expect no more and no less than Oprah peeing for ten minutes, and your expectations are filled exactly.
Score = 15
I laughed.
Score = 3
Me too. On a related note: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKzqP4-0Z6M
Score = 1
The Tosh.0 (haha a show on television where they make jokes about old videos off the internet! so novel!) ads were by far the most heinous banners Videogum has had since the Girl Talk Coke ones... Oh wait those were like 1 week apart. I just eBarfed all over my iBalls.
Score = 0
honk shoe. sounds like an oscillating fan. I might bookmark this video if I need something to help me sleep at night.
Score = 4
Look at the subtle expressions on her face as she turns and looks back! This is some of the best pee acting I've ever seen. I can only imagine the kind of intense mental preparation it took to get into character for this scene. Bravo, O.
Score = 4
That is exactly what I was looking for, thanks Gabe. *thumbs up*
Score = 5
The sounds of Oprah's urination is more soothing than my cd of humback whale songs
Score = 4
That's a $50 billion stream of piss.
Score = 1
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Score = -6
Wait...Girls pee?
Score = 9
Fake!
Score = 8
That is from "Beloved" she was big Sophia in the Color purple.
Score = 1
What the hell?!?! The Youtube viewer rating is only 4 1/2 stars?! I guess she DID have her hands free for some juggling action..........
Score = 0
this is perfect
Score = 0
This was the best thing I've seen all night - and I've been online for about 18 hours now. Thanks for making me laugh.
Score = 0
Man alive, Oprah is like a watermelon. So much water!
Score = 2
Dennis hopper has hijacked a bus and it will explode if Oprah stops peeing.
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