One Thing's For Sure: These Guys Are Definitely Booty Dancing In A Graveyard
After the jump, I have posted a video in which teenagers booty dance on top of people's graves in a graveyard. If you follow the jump and you are expecting a video that doesn't feature teenagers booty dancing on people's graves in a graveyard on an otherwise sunny day, then you are going to be disappointed, because that is EXACTLY what you are going to find. Maybe you think the idea of teenagers booty dancing on top of graves in a graveyard to be tasteless and offensive, and maybe you think the idea of teenagers booty dancing on top of graves in a graveyard to be funny or at the very least as good a place as any to see some rather proficient booty dancing, but no matter which side you the aisle you are on (in the Graveyard Booty Dancing Senate), there is one thing that everyone agrees upon, which is that booty dancing on top of graves in a graveyard is DEFINITELY what is happening in this video for sure.
Yup. No doubt about it. We can disagree about a lot of things, but we are all on the same page that when it comes to teenagers booty dancing on top of graves in a graveyard, that is what is happening in this video. HANDSHAKE. (Thanks for the tip, Jim.)
Posted by Gabe at 5:45 PM in WebJunk
Tags: Butts | Dancing | Death | Graveyards
those jerks told me they wouldn't post this.
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I'm going to go revise my will right now.
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AWESOME! I don't think they could put me in a booty-poppin coffin quick enough!
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Kids today with their playbox 360 and their desecrating graves.
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Pour some out for my homies.
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David Spade has no respect for the dead.
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Al Sharpton... because?
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I second that - I don't get it... but obviously it's a funny joke because of all the upvotes.
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I'm sorry, but I can't even agree on the one thing that we're supposed to agree on. What I see in this video are severely epileptic children spastically humping the air and occasionally, assorted graves. The fact that someone would stand idly by and film someone who is obviously in the throes of a life-threatening seizure sickens me.
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Yeah, I don't really get it either. This is dancing? Those crazy kids. This video creeped me out, because I could picture the people filming it as being one tiny, tiny step removed from asking these dancers to be in their porno.
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All those people must be rolling over in their graves. Literally.
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Man, these Eric Wareheim music videos just keep getting weirder and weirder.
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Art?
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What, no stanky leg?
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Oh... because liberals are craaaazy! What with their socialism oligarhy tax and spend communist fascist health care nigg... ! Whoops. Just ignore that last one.
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i just like seeing hillary enjoying herself
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Unrelated, but his GIF is precisely synched to the music that I am listening to right now. It is tripping me out.
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I like this quickly inserted shot at :24 in which one of the booty dancers briefly contemplates the meaning of death
Before booty dancin some more.
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"Let's do what all these people would if they could."
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I don't know how I feel about the venue.... But I do love me some ass dances.
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NO FAT CHICKS
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at least they seem enthusiastic
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Pull over, that ass too fat.
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There's too much booty on the graves.
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I put my hand up on your tomb, when you dip I dip we dip
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This is definitely mentioned in the Bible, but seeing it is just so much more fun. Apocalypse you guys.
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Is there something wrong with me being turned on by these girls booty dancing on graves?
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If you are an adult, then yes.
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Yeah, I feel like this is the final nail in my going-to-hell coffin, so to speak.
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Let's dance at the Cemetary Party! Ded peeps iz chumpz.
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What I want to know is who's buried in that one grave that can fit all four booty-shakin' teenage girls? That's a crazy big cement slab grave!
One could rationalize that the point of a slab that big would be for:
a) Discouraging individuals from digging up the body and pilfering/sexing it,
or
b) Someone afraid they might come back as a zombie and want it made impossible to come up through their grave, hence, big stone slab.
Whichever the reason, I don't think they considered the grave slab was a perfect venue for four, disrespecting, booty-shakin' teenagers.
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I like to imagine that it's Shabba Doo from Breakin''s grave, even though he's not dead yet. He wanted to set aside that corner of the graveyard to set up his cardboard and boom boxes. Somehow I also feel like he would be especially offended by this not-particularly-groundbreaking-or-good dancing on his soon-to-be grave.
That, or it's just a really fat person.
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pretty much all the graves in new orleans are like that. and this is definitely new orleans up in this video, shaking its booty.
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Kids are pretty dumb nowadays (dumber than ever in history) so I would not assume these girls even know that there are dead bodies under these nice concrete "stages" they found out in this ... field.
Not that it matters. It's a stage, you booty-clap on it.
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Man, the genocide in Darfur is really getting out of hand.
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It looks like your face is getting out of hand. Literally.
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At least they're visiting. Nobody ever visits!
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So, the "Butts" tag has four posts, which means Gabe has a Google alert for "Butts" AND "Pee". It's just proper mathematical deduction. I look forward to the day that "Butts" and "Pee" are joined in one glorious post. Further mathematical deduction reveals that the post will occur on December 21, 2012.
Also, "Butts on Videogum" gave me a chuckle. I'm seven-years-old, apparently. Going on eight.
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This guy knows.
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My milkshake sends all the boys to the morgue.
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Fake!
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Somehow I feel like im one step closer to becoming a necrophiliac. Let us just call this a win and go home while we are still respectable. We will take this to our grave and never speak of it again.
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I dunno, they're no Mindy Kaling.
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I'm going to have to filibuster this video for the current session of the Graveyard Booty Dancing Senate, as at 1:26 pants be comin' off, and thats a direct violation of ordinance 12.6B which clearly states that "Graveyard booty dancing videos must not allow for pants to be comin' off if subjects are minors." Session adjourned everybody.
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MAN YOU can't filibuster THIS SHIT. You didn't even DO IT right. I bet I COULD DO better.
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Hey don't make me pull over this 1776 Legislation Roadster, because i will, and you wont like it.
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BRING it. I AM READY to politically RUMBLE THE fuck out OF you. (NO homo).
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"Never say 'No homo' ever again" should be the World's new year's resolution
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RELAX, technojeremy.
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despite your misuse of the term, i still love the rebuttal, touche
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WELL I'M A fan of you AND YOUR anti-heroic WAYS, DON.
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What's next? Their booty dancing wakes the dead who challenge the living to a booty-dropping contest? If we win they go back to death (I guess is how you would put it) but if they win then we get eaten! BRING IT ON! Where's that green light? I smell a movie.
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Will there be battledancing?
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duh
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oh man. so. um. y'all. this is definitely shot in new orleans. there are bounce crews here that make epic dance videos at places like home depot and post them on youtube. and it is all glorious. and there are big bounce shows where they all get together and like battle dance? and once when i was really shitfaced at a block party in the 9th ward some 15 year old girls tried to teach me how to do it, and i pretty much failed. and you see little itty bittys, like 5, doing this stuff on their porches all the time. but yeah. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgJbN6Ul09E so much gold. i have nothing but love for this shit.
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Is this what a hipsters is?
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The best part about booty dancing is that no one sees your face. Trust me.
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I'm just horrified that those kids could do this, all those people, all those lives, and where are they now? With loves, and hates, and passions just like mine. They were born and then they lived and then they died... It seems so unfair, I want to cry :(
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