Kop Busters Is Your Brain On Drugs
Barry Cooper's Top PRivate Notez:
Want make reality show is called KOP BUSTERS. Epasode 1: Going to get Yolonda SAFE FROM PIGS. Just need to trick them into reading poster and JUSTICE IZ SARVED. What 2 need:
- Camera
- Crayon (for poster)
- Paper (for poster)
- handal bear mustash
- Trees that look like drugs that will get them
- Blow up cell phones from Wallmmart
Trick is to make drugs bust and then when read poster FREE YOOLANDA'S. Best show on homepage. GOing to make all the money and show corruption in PIGS DEPARTMENT when everyone sees tehy go to make drugs arrested and only it is POSTERS.
Ideas for epasode 2: put a dead body in house and call cops but dead body is also a POSTER so when cops is read poster tehy is free INNOCENCE. Thumbs is up.
Posted by Gabe at 3:30 PM in Justice, WebJunk
Tags: Bary Cooper | Kop Busters
Yeah, so now Yolanda is free, right? Because that's how our legal system works?
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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I mean, yeah, he has a funny accent, but the quote on the trendhunter page does make it sound like a legitimate exercise. If they set up a fake grow house, then they could expose lies on the affidavits claiming probable cause, such as the mentioned "confidential informants" and marijuana smell.
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Uh wow. Brilliant satire there gabe. I'm convinced. Let's win this drug war!
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While I was searching for more Kop Busters hilarity I discovered that this Barry is actually just a cool stoner dude who wants legalization on pot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIcMcRXB8zw&feature=related
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OHHHH GABE. you make me laugh the hardest.
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Grassrootz organizin', redneck folk be hiLarious material alwayz. Korrupt Copz 4ever!
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"Wal Mart blow-up cell phones!"
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Say what you will. Yolanda is an Odessa ten.
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so these idiots are having police officers and detectives waste valuable resources and man hours chasing pavement so that they can get their rocks of on some reality show that no one watches?
this pisses me off.
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Yeah, as opposed to the drug war, which has police officers and detectives waste valuable resources and man hours chasing nonviolent offenders so that drug kingpins can get rich off of inflated prices.
THAT pisses me off.
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People. Relax. This is completely noble. We have altered jail logs and polygraph tests that show that the Odessa PD had an informant plant Meth in Yolanda Madden's car. The news said it was marijuana but Yolanda was convicted of meth possession. The purpose was to draw public attention. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!! 200,000 hits on the news clip, 140,000 on the raw footage. Don't fall for the Barry "I am just a country boy" banana in the tailpipe and don't be so angry. This is a valuable expression on Barry's part.
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What's retarded is the drug war...let me know when the government "winz."
(don't hold your breath)
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