Kids Have Their Own On-Line Cooking Shows The Darndest Things
(via BoingBoing)
If this was an adult's on-line cooking show, we probably wouldn't get past "Yummy Yummy Citrus Boys." We'd just be making fun of that for hours. But making fun of children is like shooting children in a barrel. Gross and sad and maybe illegal. Especially when those children are so charming! In any case, Big Kitchen with Food is just further evidence (in a world made of evidence) that when you are white and upper-middle-class and you have parents who love you and want nothing more than to spend hours indulging in whatever your particular interest is that week, magic happens. I'm lovin' it.
Yummy Yummy Citrus Boys, though. LOL.
Posted by Gabe at 10:15 AM in WebJunk
Tags: Big Kitchen With Food | Chef Julien | Cooking
I thought it would be prudent to point out this child has a mullet in the year 2009.
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i have that same apron! this kid has good taste.
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Two sticks of butter? This kid obviously comes from the Paula Dean school of artery-clogging cooking.
Get him a Food Network slot pronto.
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serious determination with the honey there. also, a little freaked out by the singing.
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As a child, I was taught to fear. The kitchen was a den of terrors. And so every time he grabbed the food processor, or the beaters, or the hot cookie pan, I expected screams and severed fingers. This video made me more uncomfortable than almost anything else on videogum (except the hairy tentacle; that's never going to stop running through my nightmares)
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how sad is it that i recognized the whole foods brand cinnamon?
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how fucking long does it take to put 3 1/2 cups of flour in a bowl?! come on, kid, pick up the pace.
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Stop being so jealous of white people, Gabe.
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