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October 24, 2008

I Want To Wad This Video Up Into My Life

I have never cared more about the problems of Japanese food production! They are such cute looking problems!

(thanks for the tip, Edith)

I don't even know what that video is about, but it's so entrancing. It's like if they made Katamari Damacy into a TV show. Whoa. Am I genius who just made a million dollars with his mind? That would be the best show. Jay Mohr, of course, would play Prince, fresh off his stint on the canceled sitcom Gary Unmarried, because of course we have to give him a new show right away. And James Avery would play the King of All Cosmos. He looks like he could effectively portray a celestial being with a drinking problem! Nailed it. So, Hollywood, do you want to just wire transfer the billions, or does it make more sense to bring it all over in a truck and dump it in front of my building. You know, for publicity. (I'm also a genius at business.)

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mtobey

My! This video really is full of things!

Posted by: mtobey profile link at 10/24/08 12:32 PM | Reply
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Genevieve

I wanna live there.
p.s. why can't I sign in? I registered.

Posted by: Genevieve profile link at 10/24/08 1:02 PM | Reply
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Genevieve

Ok, I take that back. Appearntly I am signed in. I just didn't expect to still have to fill out my info once I was signed in.

Posted by: Genevieve profile link in reply to Genevieve's comment at 10/24/08 1:31 PM | Reply
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"This sky is not pretty at all. It's rough and masculine. Possibly sweaty. What We really want is pure, girlish prettiness." -King of All Cosmos.

Chuuuuuuch.

Posted by: nathan at 10/24/08 2:21 PM | Reply
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Um, also see here for another Japanese video that's pretty weird and I don't know what it's about.
http://yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso_e.htm

Posted by: alex at 10/24/08 2:46 PM | Reply
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The Japanese do have a cute gene permanently implanted in their DNA. That's just science.

Posted by: Meat at 10/24/08 2:54 PM | Reply
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why don't american problems dance.

Posted by: yerda goat herda at 10/24/08 7:16 PM | Reply
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Just as long as they have Jay Mohr (or Michael Cera...?) rolling around a sumo wrestler who absorbs everything from pizza to human beings, and they include all the cosmic father/son ennui, I'm totally DVRing this show.

Posted by: Kathleen at 10/24/08 11:29 PM | Reply
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The zooming in and out of clouds for easy scaling was getting noticeable.

Posted by: BradOFarrell profile link at 10/26/08 5:13 PM | Reply
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