Hold On A Second
Some day it has been so far! You don't even know the half of it. Literally. If someone were to cut this day in half and introduce you, you'd be like "nice to meet you, stranger." Huh? Whatever. Anyway, I need a few minutes to e-get my iBearings. So in the meantime, enjoy Madonna's appearance on last night's Letterman. It's pretty funny as far as these things go. Old Godz going mano e madonno. Also, James Franco (Annapolis, 'Eat, Pray, Love') is going to be on General Hospital? What's that all about? Jeremy Piven, the noted sushi liar, is eating fish again? And Padma Lakshmi is magically pregnant? Looks like today ate a clown for breakfast. BRB.
Posted by Gabe at 3:09 PM in WebJunk
Tags: Babies | David Letterman | General Hospital | James Franco | Madonna | Padma Lakshmi | The Late Show
"I didn't inhale."
Topical!
Score = 8
Madonna as a guest.
Topical!
Score = 16
She has a new Greatest Hits.
But it is technically terrible:
http://requiem4adream.wordpress.com/2009/09/19/celebration-a-retardation/
...and does not include "Bad Girl," also terrible.
Should we have titled this post Madonna Video Pizza Party?
Score = 3
Jay Leno's writing for Madonna! That's how he gets back at Dave.
Score = 3
James Franco's career is basically my really stoned stories. "imma gonna be in a comic book, then make an action flick but WITH WEED, then I'm going to make out with Sean Penn, then imma gonna go to EVERY college but only to sleep, then imma be on a soap. Let's walk the cat."
Score = 34
Someone should write an abstract for an underground newsletter or something that says killing yourself is the next new thing and it'd just looking for a celebrity mogul to define it and proliferate the mainstream to make a million dollars, and then they should make sure the resulting articles fall in Madonna's lap.
Score = -1
I think Kurt Cobain and "Heathers" both tried and failed.
Score = 9
Technically, Kurt Cobain succeeded.
Score = 3
In killing himself? Yes. In making suicide so cool that Madonna would do it? No. (Not yet.)
Score = 3
Let's hope Padma's pregnancy results in a baby food quickfire on the next season of Top Chef.
Score = 8
Too bad it's too late for this season. Kevin would have won for his blended bacon.
Score = 6
Breast milk and bay leaf panna cottas all around!
Score = 5
"I'd rather be run over by a train,"- Madonna
C'mon videogumsters why don't we have a bake sale, collect some money in a piggy bank, and make this dream a reality. Who knows maybe if we try hard enough we can get Jay Leno thrown on those train tracks as-well.
Score = 8
It's really been rapeandmurdergum around here lately.
Score = 12
Talk about burying the lead, Gabe. JT and Biel are broken up?
Score = 4
finally, the only obstacle keeping me from being with JT is removed and we can be together, like i am sure he wants, because he keeps telling me so in his very sexy times music.
Score = 3
Oh man, I'd seen pictures of her latest face, but seeing it move is something else...
I wonder if having ping pong balls implanted over your cheekbones is as uncomfortable as it looks?
Score = 3
i have much love to my girl madonna, but you're not lying. her face is a freaking mess. i've seen pictures of it, and thought it looked suspiciously taut to be the result of creams or unicorn placenta masks or something, but in motion, it's so much worse than i'd dared imagine. from afar it's okay, and she looks amazing, but up close she's got total yuck face now.
Score = 3
Did she take some happy pills?
Score = 0
Not for nothing, but I think she looks great. That is my only non-snark comment for today. Or, for half of today.
Score = 2
"Madonna's fukkin' gay. Rebel Flag. American Flag." --skoalrebel
Score = 5
I haven't even got past the first two minutes and all I can say is what a bitch.
Score = -1
did her plastic surgery impair her ability to tell where dave's face is? she seemed to have trouble looking at him while talking. perhaps she's addled. i know that happens to older people.
Score = -1
She shrugged not to bump her head, and she was like "oh yeah, i got this one" and then SHE BUMPED HER HEAD! BOOM!
Score = 0