I don't know if this is a joke or what, but it's even funnier than Olympic speed walking: freestyle canoeing, which, from this clip, appears to involve dressing up in a costume and "dancing" in a canoe in front of an audience while music plays. Phantom Of The Opera:
I love that so much. Via John Hodgman, who discovered that "you don't need a special canoe to participate."
Posted by Lindsay at 1:08 PM in WebJunk
Tags: Freestyle Canoeing
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Favorite part... the applause from his audience. They sound really impressed.
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I want to see his how to succeed in business without really trying performance.
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I'd like to see Jason Vorhees come out of the water and take this guy down.
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