Everyone, I Would Like You To Meet Pedro
Pedro, like so many other thousands of people in the world, enjoys videotaping himself singing pop songs and posting them on the internet. That on its own isn't very interesting as it's just an ingrained function of the way we live now.
"I lip synch to 311 in my mom's basement wearing a different Major League Soccer jersey each time."
"Yeah, who doesn't?"
But obviously Pedro is a little bit different. I mean, we could sit here all day and pretend that there was nothing different about Pedro, but there is something different.
That's right: HE ONLY SINGS MARIAH CAREY SONGS. Most YouTubers mix it up. One day it's Hoobastank, the next day it's Keri Hilson. Not Pedro. The man knows what he likes, and I respect that. Kill it, Pedro. Keep killing it. This guy knows what I'm talking about. (Via HolyTaco.)
P.S. THE INTERNET IS A RIDICULOUS THING AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT.
Posted by Gabe at 1:45 PM in WebJunk
Tags: Lip Synching | Mariah Carey | Pedro
GABE NO.
ANYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT and has to deal with whatever shit comes FROM THAT IN LIFE deserves to sing WHATEVER THE FUCK HE/SHE WANTS!
EVEN IF IT MADE GLITTER (normally a felony I KNOW Y'ALL)
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You're obviously blind, THAT SHIRT IS AWFUL!
Score = 5
maybe floral skull pattern tees are the only ones that fit right?
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Pedro would kill us in an arm wrestling match. We should be nice.
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MONSTERS ALL OF YOU.
Accept I kinda forgive you, Constantinople. The things YOU DO in my novel ARE SO COURAGEOUS that it kinda MAKES UP FOR IT.
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I'm not a monster!!!! I can't help it that I'm a latin speaking minotaur and can magically turn a party into one big cake-faced fuck fest! I'm sorry!!!!
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THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE! It CROSSES THE LINE in soooo many ways.
We ARE NOT CHILDREN HBO. We know Minotaurs ARE NOT SHAPESHIFTERS. FUCKIN read some GREEK MYTHOLOGY UGH.
If you were IN ANYWAY responsible for that show, you would BE THE REAL MONSTER.
Also, when's your next party? I'D LIKE TO COME.
Score = 12
Thanks, Pat. I joke, but, of course, this kid is the best kid. What he lacks in singing talent he more than makes up for in pluck.
And when your novel hits stores, i'm going to buy it in hardback!
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Pedro's Gary Sinise impression is awesome.
Score = -5
I didn't even notice anything weird about that, because I am Mariah Carey blind, so I don't notice Mariah Careys. In fact, some of my best friends are Miriah Careys. So I have no feelings about this video whatsoever and therefore am not a bad person. Miriah Careys deserve to live their lives and have their Youtube videos as much as anyone else.
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You have the gift too? I'm just like you, but for Kanyes.
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This guy DEFINITELY knows what I'm talking about
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He's got the Mariah hand signals down.
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Oh LIFE, you really showed this kid.
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This might be worse than the Michael-Jackson-on-fire video.
Score = 3
this is bad. you guys are terrible... i love you all.
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Is this guy equipped with a gyroscope or something? It's like he's floating.
Score = 10
Not gonna lie (AND not gonna use ngl): I mostly thought "My God, the balance!" for the entirety of this vid.
Score = 7
That's some mean ol' upper body strength.
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gabe, you're really trying, with all your might, to burn this thing to the ground, aren't you???
just in case, i've got on my fireproof internet-helmet.
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while watching this all i heard in my head was the cantina theme from star wars.
:-(
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Hey, if you'd all just line up and follow me I can just lead you to hell. Thanks for making this so easy.
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Relax, Satan.
We're monsters.
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Prince took his tiny legs off!!!!!
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I have a theory that the best way to find really amusing photos and videos is to just search for "me".
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He has no legs.
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That's levitation brother!!!!!
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Sorry Gabe, but no. No.
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I must be on Hell's guest list, because this is the first thing that popped into my mind when I watched the video.
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Man, Gabe, this guy was headed for stardom until you cut him off at the knees.
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that's no Pedro. IT'S MARIAH CAREY, you guys !!! (i'm done.)
hadn't recognized her without the fake chin thing.
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Um... if you watch more of his videos (yes I did... ) he looks like he is "floating"... like there is NO pressure on his hands... watch a gymnast who does hand walking, and break dancers, you can see the body weight on their hands... his arms would be significantly more developed... i just think it's good video editing... but hey i could be wrong...
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Guys, you should not be making fun of Chigurh the villain from "No Country for Old Men" as a tween. When he grows up he will blow your brains out with a cattle gun.
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