Huh? I don't know! Although I will say this: whoever made this video deserves to date whoever they want. As long as they don't murder and eat them afterward! I also appreciate that they used as broad of a definition of "President" as possible to also include Prime Ministers, Secretaries of State, egomaniacal dictators, and Popes. In this modern day of blurry gender roles and self-determined sexuality, it's important not to impose our value judgments on president-sexuals. They want the same things we want: love, security, and to be dating someone that respects them for who they are while simultaneously being either a President, or very close to a President, depending on a country's chosen (or imposed) form of government. Preferably one with a big MANDATE! (No politico.)
Always go with what your dog wants. If your dog wants to sit up, let your dog sit up. Don't forcibly pull your dogs legs out from under him or her, flattening your dog to the ground as you aggressively force your dog to submit to a massage of it's head and back. If your dog wants to go out in the yard and play, let your dog go out in the yard and play. Don't strap your dog to a board in the basement and thoroughly no-mo your dog against its well, tears from your tired, red eyes matting down his or her fur. Don't scream at your dog about how important it is for dogs to receive massages from their owners in order to understand the love that their owners feel for them and how that love does not compare to anything that the owner feels for any human beings, unless your dog wants you to scream that.
Subtle Sexuality• Oh look, it's the new girl group featuring the "beautiful and mysterious" Kelly Kapoor and the "pretty" Erin Hannon. Fiercalicious, indeed.
How much is a page cost? Where do you turn the key? Is there a safety-harness? Now I am Interneting!
These things are the best, and due to the frantic, rapid-paced-evolution of the Internet, we will have an endless supply of them, just as long as the Pointless Videos Showing People How To Do Basic Stuff, Often Geared Towards Kids Or Old People Who Do Not Care Industry doesn't collapse. And that's fresh!
The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...
Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...
Blogging about TV and movies isn't all fun and videogames. Every week, Lindsay or Gabe will be presented with a physical or mental challenge that tests their bravery,patience, and taste.
The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
