I Suppose We'll Have To Register You As A Lethal Weapon • Maxim magazine put together a list of the 15 Most Forced Titular Movie Lines, which was pretty funny up until they included "Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown," at which point we remembered that Maxim is an idiot.

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Freestyle Canoeing Is There Inside Your Mind

I don't know if this is a joke or what, but it's even funnier than Olympic speed walking: freestyle canoeing, which, from this clip, appears to involve dressing up in a costume and "dancing" in a canoe in front of an audience while music plays. Phantom Of The Opera:

I love that so much. Via John Hodgman, who discovered that "you don't need a special canoe to participate."

Posted by Lindsay at 1:08 PM in WebJunk
Tags: Freestyle Canoeing

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Harry Potter And The Curse Of The Half-Thought Out Ideas • Urlesque has collected the "Top 9 Harry Potter Mash-Up Videos," which admittedly could also probably just be called "The 9 Harry Potter Mash-Up Videos," but yes. Videogum gives a special nod to "Voldemort sings 'Lion Sleeps Tonight'" because it's "a tribute to all the fallen Harry Potter characters," and that is hilarious/insane.

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Christian Bale Dances With The Green Frog In The Pale Moon Light • The internet has finally produced the most comprehensive side-by-side comparison of Christian Bale and Kermit The Frog, proving once and for all that while there is such a thing as having too much time on one's hands there's also such a thing as so what!

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The Day The Internet Retired

The internet has been a lot of fun, you guys. We've all had some laughs and found true love. But if we agree that the internet has at this point become a source for distraction that relies on an ever-increasing threshold of strangeness and provocation, then we can all agree that the internet has reached it's apogee and we can move it down to a nice two-bedroom condo in Florida and leave it to live the rest of its days in clement weather and mild boredom. Because shit does not get any weirder or more provocative of a strange distraction than this video (after the jump.)

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Posted by Gabe at 3:45 PM in WebJunk
Tags: Martin Luther King Jr.

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The 15 Movies Maxim Saw This Summer • Maxim magazine has put together a list of the "15 Most WTF Movie Moments from Summer 2008." To be fair, though, Maxim, isn't anything that's not a chick in a bikini pouring Jaegermeister on the latest gadgets kind of a WTF moment for you guys?

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Elizabeth Banks Returns In The Season Finale Of Wainy Days • In the season finale of David Wain's awesome web series, Elizabeth Banks returns and teaches David how to make a tree with his finger. Please don't let this be the end of this show.

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Sarah Haskins Targets This Fall's Terrible Chick Flicks

Making fun of chick flicks is like shooting fish in a barrel (or writing a chick flick), but Sarah Haskins manages to do it with originality. The latest target in her Target: Women series on Current TV are the three chick flicks coming out this fall: The Accidental Husband, Happy Go Lucky, and that uber-chick flick mess that is sure to go down in history as one of the worst movies ever: The Women (2008):

My guess is the two Sarah is going to see are The Accidental Husband and The Women, because they have famous pretty Hollywood stars in them and we chicks just like to stare at familiar pretty faces, not obscure British actresses.

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Tags: Happy Go Lucky | The Accidental Husband | The Women

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