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August 27, 2008

The Cover Of The Gossip Girl Season 2 DVD Promo Screener Is The Funniest Thing

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"Oh gosh, no, Chuck. I couldn't eat another piece. Not to mention the fact that i like my pie served on a plate. And I like to eat human-sized portions of pie. That piece of pie is as big as your hand which is as big as your face. No, it's not a trick of the perspective. Your body is insane. Chuck, could you do me a favor? The next time you'd like to know if I am ready for more pie, could you just ask me? I think it's weird that you texted me "ready4more?" when I'm standing right in front of you. Chuck, why are you looking at me like that? All you're doing is offering me a piece of pie and yet I feel that if I am to take this slice of pie I would somehow be entering into a consensual agreement to be raped and then eaten by you. Well you should look in the mirror because you're definitely making an "I'm going to rape and eat you if you take this piece of pie" face. What did you do to the pie, Chuck? What's in the pie? What's in the pie, Chuck? No, I am not ready for any more pie, I told you that. I don't care if you're Chuck Bass, no more pie. I'm done."

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Lindsay

I don't even want to think about what's on his hands. Chuck Bass for Purell.

Posted by: Lindsay profile link at 08/27/08 4:50 PM | Reply
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aaron

i was just thinking about that scene from Spiderman-3 when i saw this photo! what's with making pie the new food you eat when you're doing something evil? You know, whether it's trying to steal Mary Jane from Peter Parker or trying to rape people, just stop it, pie is great and the media is trying to tarnish it's delicious reputation!

Posted by: aaron profile link in reply to Alanis Morissette's comment at 08/27/08 6:44 PM | Reply
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oh lol

Posted by: nicole profile link in reply to aaron's comment at 08/29/08 11:11 AM | Reply
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Edith

I wish he was holding a salad

Posted by: Edith profile link at 08/27/08 9:49 PM | Reply
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that is EASILY the most hilarious thing ive seen in a long time

Posted by: Kyla at 02/08/09 9:38 PM | Reply
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