Mr. Chi-City has a new video today titled "Where Have You Been, Mr. Chi-City?" and it's like "I know, riiiiiight?"
Is it just me, or did Mr. Chi-City become the black RAAAAAANDY while he was gone?
Whatever. Welcome back, Mr. Chi-City.
Posted by Gabe at 3:00 PM in Vlogging
Tags: Mr. Chi-City
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Then what the hell did I grow up on in the suburbs, Mr. Chi-City?
"Hey mom, did you pack me my glass bottle of sparkling apple cider?"
"Yes honey! It's in your bookbag along with your tripe sandwiches!"
Score = 3
Comment made too soon before I saw him drinking the sparkling Welchs. Anyways, only he could hang out in an industrial park where your mom works.
Score = 4
Oh, good.
Score = 0
I got sparkling grape juice on my diiiiiiick!!
Score = 7
I live in New Orleans. This is life for me- except the sparkling Welchs is a gun.
Score = 2
I want to see the full video of him cleaning the tub.
"You know a nigga cant stand rings on the tub. Chi-City using that Comet, the real hood shit. You bring the chicks over, if she check the tub and that shit got soap scum, you know that shit is OVER."
Score = 3
my guess is that he's the head of hr somewhere and tells that story about his dad over and over.
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Am I the only person obsessively pausing the video, looking for a reflection of his face in the bottle? The mystery is starting to get to me (in the best way).
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Rewatch the old videos. He's always been Raaaaaaaaaaaaaandy! You just didn't have the frame of reference.
Score = 2
chi city is now doing a weekly live show on blogtv (thursday @ 9pm est i believe.) i watched it last week and it was exactly what i hoped it would be (him sitting at a computer, drinking a mixture of coke and kool aid burst, spouting various nonsense and singing a song every time he kicked someone out of the chatroom.)
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