Mr. Chi City almost keeps it TOO real this week.
We can each of us only hope that when our time has come we have someone to pour Code Red out on our grave and ease our troubled souls with an a-cappella rendition of "It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday."
Posted by Gabe at 5:40 PM in Vlogging
Tags: Death | Mr. Chi-City
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I like the relfexive humor, you know using the "sandals" from the Four Seasons episode. Who writes this guy's stuff?
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I love this man.
Real talk.
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Mr Chi City talking to dead people is too real. I never expected him to make this move so early. Most shows go sci-fi by like, the 6th season.
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LACKING OF THE DRAWAS
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Chi City sounds like it should be a hipster coffee shop. The REALEST HIPSTER COFFEE SHOP! And in this coffee shop, there would be only cupboards; no drawers. The drawers were all given away.
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Some homeless person is going to LOVE all of that stuff.
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I don't think I've ever laughed so hard. Those first 4 minutes; I mean, WOW.
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That was fucking heartbreaking.
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Wait a minute, I've heard that haunting chortle before. What does Mr. Chi-City know about the Lord?
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I think Mr. Chi-City just transcended being a viral superstar and created the future of the internet. This faceless vlogging will replace finding old, ridiculous shit and posting it to your blog as what the web 'is for' for the digital set.
PS: He's the rilllist, ya heard?
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Having seen the inside of Mr. Chi-City's fridge, I imagine his friend died from diabetes.
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I like Mr. Chi-City a lot. I would honestly love to hang out with him, and not only because he has a PS3 AND X-Box. He seems like a great dude.
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You can have my boyfriend back. I love him, but he can't be sharing Mountain Dew with spirits.
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