Worlds Been Had Colliding: 50 Cent And Sexman Edition

50 Cent made another of his impenetrably bizarre vlogs last week (although slightly less impenetrably bizarre than when he wears his Pimpin Curly costume and has nonsensical schizophrenic fights with himself) and this time he had a special guest vlogger: the Internet's own Sexman! Together, they're like an Elite Fighting Force called V.L.O.G.G.E.R.Z. who battle the coherency and discernible motivations of the world.

Hahaha, WHUUUUT? "It is Gay Pride week, so I flew the 14-year-old butt of a thousand on-line jokes in from Canada to sit on a midtown balcony and stutter into the camera." At some point the world is probably just going to collapse from the communal weight of everyone shrugging their shoulders because they've simultaneously given up on trying to figure out what the hell is going on around here. (It's called science, look it up.) (Thanks for the tip, Kelly and Ben and Andrew.)

Posted by Gabe at 10:45 AM in Vlogging
Tags: 50 Cent | Sexman

13 Comments

Um...is sexman still alive? has he vlogged since this video? Didn't this video seem like a setup to kill sexman for ripping on 50? 50 is just mocking him the whole time, while sexman is totally oblivious. I imagine that they showed sexman the video, and he gradually realizes that he made a huge mistake coming here, then they dangled him over the balcony and told him he shouldn't have said those things...before dropping him.

Posted by: jesse at 07/06/09 11:08 AM  | Reply
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sexman seems to think that street cred is some form of compensation for risky behavior.

you mooch off your fame. do not pass go, do not collect +5 street creds.

Posted by: becca/jodie is the lawnmower man's collateral damage at 07/06/09 11:23 AM  | Reply
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Also +1 for most impressive joke within a fake log-in name?

Posted by: Ben (signing in is messed up?)  in reply to  becca/jodie is the lawnmower man's collateral damage's comment at 07/06/09 1:46 PM  | Reply
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I can't really deal with this right now, maybe when I have my coffee and my glasses on but not right now.

Posted by: jacob666 at 07/06/09 11:34 AM  | Reply
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Gay retard!

Posted by: Bobby Seger at 07/06/09 11:40 AM  | Reply
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Let me get this straight.... The kid refuses to take ANY messages from G4's AOTS, but meeting 50 Cent....all for it?

What a douche.

Posted by: EPICponyz at 07/06/09 11:53 AM  | Reply
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Is this written in code, or should I know what not taking messages from a "G4's AOTS" infers?

Posted by: bananafana feux  in reply to  EPICponyz's comment at 07/06/09 12:41 PM  | Reply
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G4 is a tv network devoted to videogames, and AOTS is Attack Of The Show, a variety type show on the network. Nerd alert, right here.

Posted by: will  in reply to  bananafana feux's comment at 07/06/09 12:59 PM  | Reply
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Zing!! Sexman is gay! Hahaha. Lots Of Lolz.
That will show this Sexman kid what is what. (Good job, Gabe!)

Posted by: IS_NULL at 07/06/09 12:37 PM  | Reply
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Wait, what?

Posted by: disgruntled hipster no. 416 at 07/06/09 2:49 PM  | Reply
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Hey, I work again!

Posted by: disgruntled hipster no. 416  in reply to  disgruntled hipster no. 416's comment at 07/06/09 2:57 PM  | Reply
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50 Cent, that was the worst 'Unforgivable' impression I have ever seen.

Posted by: Gus at 07/06/09 3:07 PM  | Reply
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Maybe there is a god...

Posted by: Mitchapalooza at 07/06/09 6:36 PM  | Reply
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