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May 2, 2008

That's Your Boyfriend: The Worst Vlog Ever

Gabe just told me that if I post this, he will quit. So I have to post this. I don't even know what's supposed to be happening here, but despite the title "Longest Penis Ever: (Guinness World Records)," this random clip of a guy, like, jerking off his arm and screaming at the camera that I just found on YouTube is, if you have headphones, actually safe for work:

I don't know what Gabe is talking about, it's impossible to watch without laughing, and I challenge anyone to find a better Ultimate Example of a bad vlog.

Posted by Lindsay at 3:22 PM in ,



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that was just...weird.

Posted by: Matthew profile link at 05/02/08 5:54 PM | Reply
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Even though I don't work here, I quit.

Posted by: Devin at 05/02/08 7:01 PM | Reply
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I quit our friendship.

Posted by: Uncle Grambo at 05/02/08 9:22 PM | Reply
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Too far Lindsay.... too far. Gabe, punch her slowly and steal her car.

Posted by: Peter at 05/02/08 11:26 PM | Reply
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jim

g4 is working on a development deal with him right now

Posted by: jim profile link at 05/02/08 11:51 PM | Reply
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