Sexman Breaks His Legendary Silence On The Chris Brown/Rihanna Scandal
Obviously, this is a very sensitive subject. Domestic violence is a serious crime that affects tens of thousands of people. Sexman, being the consummate professional that he is, remained silent for the first 24 hours, but he has finally come forward with his expert and well-reasoned opinion. He's heard one of Chris Brown's songs before, you know, the one that goes "with you with you with youuuu"? That one? Haven't you heard that famous, super-recognizable Chris Brown song before? Anyway, Sexman is always getting invited to be the keynote speaker at Chris Brown conferences because of how he's such an expert, so it's incredible for people like us to get to experience his wisdom without spending $2,500 a plate to sit in some hotel ballroom, eating boiled chicken. Plus, FREE X-BOX LIVE POINTS! It's nice to see someone using this cautionary tale of personal tragedy and domestic abuse to raise awareness about free X-Box Live points. If Sexman can change just one person's life with free X-Box Live points, then a woman he knows nothing about getting beaten up and threatened with death by someone he also knows nothing about but feels comfortable describing as "totally gay" will all have been worth it.
Sexman, everybody. Professor of :( Studies at the University of Huh?
Posted by Gabe at 9:30 AM in Vlogging
Tags: Chris Brown | Rihanna | Sexman
If I watch this video, am I contributing to the blight on youtube that is Sexman?
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ah...the eternal internet dilemma. how do i not become part of the problem? maybe we should have to vote up a quality video, or donate money to a struggling video artist, or at least plant a tree, for every sexman-or-similar video we watch.
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"That's just bad. It's not good."
Complex Analysis 101.
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boiled goose
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This is all I have to say about Chris Brown and Rihanna: http://i40.tinypic.com/30ihl5i.gif
Everything else to say has already been covered by Sexman, obviously.
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i think that is carles of hipster runnoff
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he's right though, chris brown will probably end up with three years of house arrest. that's a very common sentence these days.
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People are fickle.
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Three years house arrest? Somebody's been watching too much Disturbia.
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he reminds me of minkus from the first season of boy meets world!
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Wow, Gabe, you totally DESTROYED that adolescent boy's argument about domestic violence.
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Yeah, domestic violence. LOL
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Yeah, Gabe. Your readers are totally re-writing your post clowning on a serious story. And the new post reads, "Hahahaha domestic vio---BOOM IN THE FACE!"
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I love the pained look on his face in the initial screenshot. He is super-mildly pissed off about this whole thing.
I've seen him demonstrate more concern over a movie that has offended his sensibilities. But, I won't dog him for his altruistic act re: the Free X-Box Live points. Unless that shit is somehow related to him, in which case I have already thought way too much about this and I'm moving on now.
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i dont think CERTAIN PEOPLE should be allowed access to the internet - people like this Sexman.
is he really SEXman? has he had sex? is he even a man? he seems to reside near the BOY end of the spectrum. there's a lot to be said here. i just don't have time to think of it all ... or type it.
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I want to laugh at this kid, but chances are that's what my son is going to turn out like
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BOOM IN THE FACE OVER AND OVER AGAIN is already a chris brown b-side
Shame...
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