NSFW: Fuck Ottomans, We On That Chair Shit Now
When you videotape yourself in "baggy red panties" grinding in your grandma's guest bedroom as the metaphorical thrown gauntlet to the greatest on-line grind challenge in history, you might expect to be made fun of. Obviously, the only way to address the haters is to make another even more outrageous video in which you straight fuck a chair, and insist that the whole thing is for LADIES ONLY*. Anyone who thinks this is gay and hilarious SHOULDN'T HAVE WATCHED IT.
Sexy Spec is back! And he's calling you out on your fake-ass grinding, Lingerie. PRETTY RICKY GRIND OFF 2009.
Oh man. What a normal video to make. He fucked that cheap folding chair into its folded position. LAAAAAADIIIIIIEZ!
Also, from now on I am introducing myself as "Gabriel Delahaye, aka http//www.twitter.com/gabrieldelahaye." I'm cool, too, children! (Via Dlisted.)
*Ladies only, yes, but also other grind off participants? Sexy Spec, please clarify!
Posted by Gabe at 11:45 AM in Feuds, Vlogging
Tags: Grind Offs | Homosexuals | Pretty Ricky
Judging from this man's grinding methods, I can only assume he's looking to mate with an octopus(sy).
Score = 4
yeah, he likes them leggy, apparently.
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So, the cameraman is a man? Now I'm really confused. Also, did he give the chair anal?
Score = 7
Chairs love anal.
Score = 16
So, no beef, but how are Omarion and Bow Wow gonna decide whose best? I guess the ladies vote? Though I really think ottomans and wood panel floors should be the ones deciding. This video is strictly for the furniture!
Score = 11
hmmm, i am curious about the dude who runs the camera, is it the same cameraman from the business acrd guy videos? that just gave me an amazing idea, a joel "business card guy" and sexy spec crossover vid, Grinding and karate galore!
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I like that he kept his socks on.
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Those are his business socks. IT'S BUSINESS TIME!
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This...intrigued me. So, being the over-starched caucaziod that I am, I did indeed call the Pretty Ricky Hotline. After having to give my credit card information, I was connected to a pre-recorded message of one of the members of the group (presumably) whispering sweet chocolate nothings in my ear. As exciting as that was, it wasn't the reason I had called. I pressed zero until I got in touch with an actual, live human being. I then asked questions about grinding, as I am apparently missing the extra vertebrae to do this effectively. I was threatened with violence and gunplay, called words I will not repeat on this site, and was disconnected. All in all, I would say the whole thing was less than optimal. I still do not know how to properly 'Grind', or even bestow an appropriate session of 'Birfday Sex'. Incidentally, that looks just like the chairs I pull out for the kiddie table on the holidays. Pretty Ricky has now ruined Thanksgiving for me. Hey Gram-gram, you want a thigh?
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I haven't been around the block too much but I know that good "Birfday Sex" does not precisely involve you've seen in the above or previous videos.
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i guess "grinding" is how kids of today call "making an ass of themselves for all eternity"
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Please a memo to this young gentleman OH MY GOD STOP LICKING YOUR LIPS it is so creepy.
Score = 5
That chair now has AIDS.
Score = -4
Boo to the black ankle socks. Creepier than the red panties in the first vid.
Also, I think we can agree that Third Eye Blind was predicting Sexy Spec in Semi-Charmed Kind of Life when they sang "Those little red panties, They pass the test, Slide up around the belly, Face down on the mattress."
Am I right?
Score = 3
i have some feelings about you being able to readily quote that song, but i'm not sure what those feelings are.
i cannot deny that this is a ripe opportunity for one to do that, were one able to do it.
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»Coming soon: BUTTA CREAME«? -- Srsly?
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well i'm glad he's not wearing his Christmas panties this time - moving in the right direction.
Score = 4
i like he has two names and one them is his twitter url
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why is this a thing??? has this guy ever had sex? that does not look pleasant.
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I can tell you right now if he ever came near me doing that shit I would laugh, kick him in the balls and then laugh some more.
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