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February 12, 2009

Hey Stephen King, This Chick Is Mad At You

Look how angry and wrong this Twilight fan is that Stephen King dissed Stephenie Meyer! He's just jealous because she's in the spotlight and he isn't! (Note: watching more than a minute is not recommended for reasons of redundancy.):

Omg, maybe Robert Pattison will see this and fly over to her house and bite her!

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Oops, looks like eyebrows forgot what numbers are!

Posted by: DanBlurns profile link at 02/12/09 2:31 PM | Reply
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I didn't know cave trolls could read.

Posted by: Colby profile link at 02/12/09 2:34 PM | Reply
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Gabe

Boo, Colby.

Posted by: Gabe profile link in reply to Colby's comment at 02/12/09 4:25 PM | Reply
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Colin

She's totally right. Stephen King is a hack, whereas Stephanie Meyer is the next Shakespeare. Far more people have read Meyer's books than King's.

Oh, shit, sorry. I forgot to turn of my "fucking retard" mode.

Posted by: Colin profile link at 02/12/09 2:37 PM | Reply
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Yeah make sure to turn that "of."

Posted by: abbey in reply to Colin's comment at 02/12/09 2:58 PM | Reply
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I'm willing to believe that there are 18 million stupid people in the world. There are probably more.

Posted by: sounds about right at 02/12/09 2:40 PM | Reply
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Who the fuck is Stephen King?

Posted by: Stephenie Meyer at 02/12/09 2:41 PM | Reply
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4.10-4.30

Posted by: Alanfallfoulsoffelicitousfact profile link at 02/12/09 2:50 PM | Reply
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Oh God, that killed me.

Posted by: Ben in reply to Alanfallfoulsoffelicitousfact's comment at 02/12/09 5:59 PM | Reply
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bingo gas station

I love that the ads displayed on this video were all related to Diet and Weight Loss programs.

I wish I was the programmer that got this assignment: "Update Ads By Google to scan videos for fatness. Display relevant ads"

Posted by: bingo gas station profile link at 02/12/09 2:51 PM | Reply
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Wandicorn

Ugh...really Twilight girl? This is a (rage worthy) news story to you? Just leave it well enough alone. One day you will grow up and realize that Stephen King is always right. Always.

Posted by: Wandicorn profile link at 02/12/09 3:01 PM | Reply
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to the wnadiocrn,, wo siad' he alway's right no hes' not! if he said, that is was cool to nuke Canada or some innocent country or any countr,y would be right or he'd said go isupport the dafur gneocid,e then he wouldn't be rgiht. yes that bastard of a writer is good but stpehenie is way better and oner the bet author and she and jk rowlign ahve b morals them him. jk rowling is a good author though too

Posted by: patty in reply to Wandicorn's comment at 05/19/09 12:47 PM | Reply
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Darren87

Signs that maybe one should re-examine their life and try to see where it went wrong: see above video.

Posted by: Darren87 profile link at 02/12/09 3:10 PM | Reply
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TalbainJ

A) Stephen King is a great writer, and in ten years we'll all be like "Stephanie Who?"

B) I saw a double chin on a girl and "Twilight" in the same pose so I didn't even watch that horrible horrible video

Posted by: TalbainJ profile link at 02/12/09 3:13 PM | Reply
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AMAZING BUUUUUUUUUUUK.
The fact that Twilight has sold a million copies doesn't make it a GOOD series.
Anyone could write a book that teenage girls will love if you follow the same equation as SMiller.
Just add a HAWT love interest with supernatural powers to a mary sue main character in high school, make sure there's plenty of sexual tension and ANGST, and you've got yourself a best seller.

Posted by: Erin at 02/12/09 3:25 PM | Reply
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Bret McKenzie's Wolf Shirt

The best moment is when she exhales after her introduction.

Posted by: Bret McKenzie's Wolf Shirt profile link at 02/12/09 3:46 PM | Reply
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John Ham

Ugh, stop posting these videos MY GIRLFRIEND

Posted by: John Ham profile link at 02/12/09 3:46 PM | Reply
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I MUST DEFEND STEPHENIE MEYER WITH AN IMPROMPTU VLOG THAT MAKES SPEAKING SEEM DIFFICULT.

Posted by: Alan at 02/12/09 3:47 PM | Reply
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Please watch her other videos. She is a gift that will never stop giving.

Posted by: Christoph at 02/12/09 3:56 PM | Reply
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Shrek got hot

Posted by: Afrohaidara profile link at 02/12/09 4:01 PM | Reply
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Gabe

Boo, Afrohaidara.

Posted by: Gabe profile link in reply to Afrohaidara's comment at 02/12/09 4:21 PM | Reply
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The Life of the Mind

To be fair, let's not put Stephen King up on a literary pedestal and make him out to be a brilliant literary genius. His work is decent and entertaining and probably better-written than Twilight (going off of what other people I trust have told me about it since I will never read it myself). But isn't this kind of a Billy Mays vs. Vince Offer celebrity feud of the literary world? In the end neither of them are going to be remembered a hundred years from now for their wonderful literary contributions to the world.

Also, gross.

Posted by: The Life of the Mind profile link at 02/12/09 4:18 PM | Reply
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Ashley

Thank you, kind Irish lassie, I know where the sidebar is.

Posted by: Ashley profile link at 02/12/09 4:20 PM | Reply
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Obviously SHE doesn't....:/

Posted by: Vader in reply to Ashley's comment at 02/22/09 12:44 PM | Reply
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I PEE GOLD

Seriously though, she's not attractive.

Posted by: I PEE GOLD profile link at 02/12/09 4:37 PM | Reply
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Lindsay

But we don't do that here! I FAIL.

Posted by: Lindsay profile link in reply to I PEE GOLD's comment at 02/12/09 4:49 PM | Reply
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I don't know, man. Like a million people have watched her videos, so you could probably consider her one of the best attractive-ers of our generation.

Posted by: Ben in reply to I PEE GOLD's comment at 02/12/09 6:02 PM | Reply
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I PEE GOLD

You're logic is undeniable.

Posted by: I PEE GOLD profile link in reply to Ben's comment at 02/12/09 8:14 PM | Reply
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Really, though, Twilight is the worst. That might actually be Stephanie Mayer in that video, because she's about as eloquent.

Posted by: Bryan at 02/12/09 4:48 PM | Reply
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dafs

Can someone help me out? I really need to catch a Snorlax, but I seem to be out of Pokeballs.

Posted by: dafs profile link at 02/12/09 5:13 PM | Reply
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best comment ever.

Posted by: seth in reply to dafs's comment at 02/12/09 9:51 PM | Reply
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Please can we talk about this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHf-WJc_7Dw
she's crying and eating cookies while reviewing the twilight movie.

Posted by: hey kate profile link at 02/12/09 5:23 PM | Reply
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ManDMo

In her defense, I had a similar reaction to Hot Fuzz. Minus the Jaffa cakes.

Posted by: ManDMo profile link in reply to hey kate's comment at 02/12/09 9:16 PM | Reply
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that's not a camera she's talking to. i do believe she's convinced herself she's talking straight into a cookie.

Posted by: alull profile link in reply to hey kate's comment at 02/13/09 10:01 AM | Reply
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Elliot

about 10 seconds in, right when she said "and i'm going to explain exactly why.." i looked at how long the video was and said "NOPE"

Posted by: Elliot profile link at 02/12/09 5:24 PM | Reply
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Jeez you guys are cruel. Making fun of her looks is just a cheap shot. According to lots of people, that's what leads to eating disorders. Instead, try making fun of her lack of intelligence. That might lead to her finally reading a decent book.

Posted by: boo at 02/12/09 5:27 PM | Reply
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sarcasticmeow

I bet this girl writes fanfictiion that involves Edward Cullen and lots and lots of Pizza.

Posted by: sarcasticmeow profile link at 02/12/09 7:05 PM | Reply
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Carrie

"Stephen King has a nose like a fucking skeleton"

Really? ...........Really??

Posted by: Carrie profile link at 02/12/09 7:37 PM | Reply
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Yep. Stephen King has a hole in the middle of his face where his nose should be, just like a skeleton.

Posted by: jefusan profile link in reply to Carrie's comment at 02/13/09 2:28 PM | Reply
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smiles

So, basically, Stephanie Meyer is a legendary writer because she has sold millions of books, which also makes her better than Stephen King, and he is just SO JEALOUS of her unforgettable talent.

Also, sexman and fred are the all-time masters of independent film, so fuck right off, people who aren't 12.

Posted by: smiles profile link at 02/12/09 8:21 PM | Reply
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ManDMo

I have a lot of friends that read these books over and over and have seen the movie over and over. But not a single one of them would say that they're good.

Posted by: ManDMo profile link at 02/12/09 9:07 PM | Reply
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ManDMo

Also, "He's not better. He will never be better. He is equal to, just as good as, and exactly the same as in almost every single way but differently."

Posted by: ManDMo profile link at 02/12/09 9:10 PM | Reply
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she looks like she smells weird

Posted by: mleary at 02/12/09 9:19 PM | Reply
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wubdub

Someone needs to tell Girl Whose Appearance I Won't Comment On that if writing skill was based on copies sold, Stephen King would still be the better writer. Unless you qualify it as copies sold since Twilight was release, which just seems kind of protruding brow line.

Posted by: wubdub profile link at 02/12/09 9:20 PM | Reply
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Carrie

Best.

Posted by: Carrie profile link in reply to wubdub's comment at 02/12/09 10:05 PM | Reply
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Hmmm, she looks like the kind of person that would use sugary, fattening sweets as their profile picture on MySpace. Or Videogum

They are among us ....

Posted by: BarryLyndon at 02/13/09 8:07 AM | Reply
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Zing! ... however, her profile picture on youtube is misleading for even the weariest of internet daters.

Posted by: Syrah in reply to BarryLyndon's comment at 02/13/09 8:41 AM | Reply
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Boo, BarryLyndon.

Posted by: allthingsgo in reply to BarryLyndon's comment at 02/13/09 1:02 PM | Reply
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Funtastik

6:55 - 7:10.

If she had taken her own advice, this video would never have existed.

Posted by: Funtastik profile link at 02/13/09 8:22 AM | Reply
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I didnt know John Candy had a sister.

Posted by: Jinx at 02/13/09 8:58 PM | Reply
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I didnt know John Candy had a sister.

Posted by: Jinx at 02/13/09 8:58 PM | Reply
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a wild fantasy that you want your life to be but you know is not gonna happen

Posted by: broaching breeching at 02/14/09 12:47 PM | Reply
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This is just silly and really amusing.
Personally I like both King and Meyer. It's strange how the fans are supposed to choose one of them, I just don't understand it.
And Stephen King, as far as I know, commented Meyers writing style, not the story itself. And I agree that Meyers writing is not that very good - but the story is. The Twilight books are the kind you read just for the stories sake.
Another thing I don't understand is how people sit around comparing their books, when they are so different they cannot be comapared to eachother.
And just because a professional writer commented another, it's weird how people who has nothing to do with it just blows up like that girl above.
I love King, I love his writing, originality, talent for understanding todays society and his use of language. It doesn't make me hate Meyer. I love Meyer for her stories and her humour, the simplicity and the theme - and it doesn't make me hate King.

Posted by: Amanda at 02/15/09 7:09 PM | Reply
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cizmad

"it just blows up like that girl above."


!

Too easy.

Posted by: cizmad profile link in reply to Amanda's comment at 02/16/09 2:24 AM | Reply
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Um..... you guys are sleeping on the job, because:
THAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
I think if we beat you to it, then it's your girlfriend and not ours. New rule. OK.

Posted by: sarah at 02/16/09 11:36 AM | Reply
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This girl really thinks Stephen King has never generated the buzz that Stephenie has? Oh come on, now. Well, ok - I guess she IS young; maybe she doesn't know any better, or how silly that sounds to someone who's been around for King's entire run.

Posted by: Anniee451 at 02/16/09 11:22 PM | Reply
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I love Stephen King, he gave us carrie, pet cemetary and much more. i love dean koontz, and i like Stephanie Meyer.
Stephen King has been around a lot longer and is a fantastic writer. In a few years he will be blind.
He has earen the right to criticize anybody he wants. If you dont like his books or movies then dont read them.
before you do a VIDEO WRITE DOWN WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY SO YOU DONT LOOK SO STUPID.

Posted by: Jenniffer Love at 02/17/09 5:12 PM | Reply
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SOMEONE fell outtta the stupid tree and broke every fucking branch on the way down.

Posted by: Vader at 02/22/09 12:40 PM | Reply
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YOU ASSHOLES JUST WATCH!!!
IF THAT WOMAN WAS A HOT SIZE ZERO WITH BLONDE HAIR, MORE OF YOU WOULD AGREE WITH HER!!
SO STOP EFFING BASHING HER LOOKS!!
so, my opinion on this is that is yes, she is going a LITTLE overbaord but she has great point.
Steven King, was extremely rude and unprofessional.
lots of people who read the twilight books become attached to them, as i have to a certain extent.
BUT THIS IS WHAT BOTHERS E ABOUT THIS VIDEO...
this woman is reinforcing the stereotype that all twilight fans are insane, crazy, and annoying whereas this is not always the case.
I LOVE THE TWILIGHT SERIS.
i have read all the books twice, and never get sick of them.
i saw the movie and loved it.
but im not gonna make a video telling every person in the world who hated these books to fuck off simply because i respect their opinions.
RESPECT not AGREE.

Posted by: lalalala at 03/20/09 1:01 PM | Reply
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your comment is as irrelevant as the silly fanboy in the video. king can never be rude or unprofessional, he lives in maine

Posted by: mr gone13 in reply to lalalala's comment at 03/22/09 8:07 PM | Reply
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I can easily see the girl above in a future Stephen King movie. She is star material for one of his movies. :)

Posted by: Sambo at 03/30/09 11:41 PM | Reply
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