George Clooney Can Drunk Vlog All He Wants
George Clooney is in Chad, helping people, and he made this vlog about the gross bathroom he has to use in Chad, and then...well...just watch:
What? Okay, as a person who loves George Clooney unconditionally, and who sometimes finds a small comfort in the notion that no matter how bad things get, George Clooney is somewhere out there in the world, being the sanest one, the only conclusion I can draw from this is that the medium of vlogging makes anybody act like a weird 'tween. That, and despite the less-than-ideal bathroom conditions, there is alcohol (and possibly pot?) available to George Clooney in Chad. And George Clooney watches Andy Rooney. (Swooney.) So this video is a good thing, really. It is. It's another side of Clooney. Shut up, it's great, the end. Don't judge. (But "Why can't my hair last?" should be the new "Is this real life?")
Posted by Lindsay at 11:30 AM in Vlogging
Tags: Drunk | George Clooney
He's still sooo sexy.
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Ok. This WAS actually so great! I legitimately loved this. Best vlog ever.
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Is it bad that I don't think that bathroom looks that bad?
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No, you're right - at first, I thought the bucket was going to be the toilet.
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So did I. We're totally squalid, you guys. George Cloons would be totally grossed out by our bathrooms.
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I'm pretty sure I could find at least fifty bathrooms worse than housing surrounding my local university.
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i stepped into a stall in ucla with diarrhea literally sprayed on the walls all around, above my head.
it was so fucking gnarly, and also so confusing.
how is that even physically possible?
and this was at a school filled with allegedly intelligent students, who passed some sort of screening process.
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Um, I know.
This makes me feel sad for him. I'm pretty sure he's travelled before so his handlers must've always had some sort of gilded commode and bidet available whenever he needed.
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That was pretty awesome. A bit weird, but totally awesome.
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Pleeease, George. I know you've been dividing your time between your really amazing expensive houses but I've used roadside bathrooms in India that make this one look like it was crafted by Michelangelo and Mr. Clean's love child. I said it.
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holy shit, second this. if george clooney had to use the ceramic hole in the ground like probably everyone in chad, india, and every other third world country...
i don't know. the point is, this bathroom is a fucking fully-loaded bathroom
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George Clooney is a liar! While he claims that red hose to be the shower, an actual shower is clearly visible when he swings his camera around. FIle this under GOOFS.
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Go one MSNBC and watch the whole video and you would see that he was not drunk at all, nor that he was complaining about the conditions of his stay and that he was plain JOKING. That's the whole point. You missed totally the point of that short video.
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missed out on this one. msnbc video would not show up on my screen.
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I think I was like everyone else all ???? is he drunk?
Until he got to the Andy Rooney impersonation. That shit is hilarious.
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Whoa he's way sexier as a vlogger than he is as a movie star. As a movie star you're all like "So what? Everyone's hot in makeup." but as a vlogger you're like "Who is this old man talking to the camera? I kinda wanna do him."
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Is admin a woman? Sounds like a real bitch
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