Hi, son. You're probably pretty surprised to hear from me haha. I want you to know that even though we've been estranged over these past few years, that not a day goes by that I don't think of you. Regardless of what I have said to you, regardless of what you have said to me, you are still my son, you will always be my son, and I will always love you. Oh boy, where to start?! You know, so much time has passed at this point that it's almost silly to try and play catch up. Not yet. Don't get me wrong, I look forward to a day soon where we can sit together, father and son, and tell each other everything. I want to know what you are up to these days. I want to meet the man that you have become. But for now, I just want to bridge the gap between us, which I fear we have both let grow far too wide. Anyway, maybe I'm being sentimental, but I remember how you always used to love Metallica, so I made you a video that I think you might enjoy.
It's kind of like the black "Really? with Seth and Amy" from Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update, except, you know, with a budget of $11. They don't even seem to have any heat in that building! Ed Lover is like "we're gonna need a thicker jacket!" My only question is where's Dr. Dre?
Whoa. Look out Kirk Cameron! This girl from Romania hates you!
Haha. It's true, Kirk Cameron is a total ssssssnake!
I'm glad that no one told her that Kirk Cameron is basically a sub-Stephen Baldwin joke at this point. If she knew that no one actually took him seriously, she wouldn't have been able to deliver this so powerfully. It's her belief that what Kirk Cameron says matters that makes the whole thing work. Wait until she sees Fireproof. Her scream will shatter the Internet. She'll trade a pair of bluejeans for a rocket launcher on the Romanian black market and she will shoot a grenade into Kirk Cameron's lying mouth. (Huh?) ON A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF THIS ROMANIAN GIRL'S VLOG.
P.S. it's nice to see that in Romania people still record their vlogs on educational filmstrip stock.
Common Visits Niagara Falls• Common visited Niagara Falls, and he was so impressed with "God's creation" that he made a video about it. We should all be so lucky as to find ourselves this open to the world around us (barf). Let's all find our Niagara Fallses today, you guys! (Seriously, but a little barf, too.)
Don't Call Bill O'Reilly A Homo• I hated the Internet excitement over the original "don't call me a homo" kid video, because it wasn't that funny really, and the whole thing just made me :(. But this is TBS Very Funny. Turn that :( sideways-down.
Bobby Bottleservice is like in addition to as well as your boyfriend. He should have his own TV show on MySpace (that is where they put the best TV shows). It would be called Cooking And Also In Addition To Cleaning Pools With Bobby Bottleservice, 4 The Ladies, and I would watch it. (Via Nick Kroll.)
Sure, Fred is basically the worst (and when he is inevitably elected President of the United States, he will be the Commander in Worst). But at least Fred was an original. He blazed new trails of awful. These Fred parodists are not bringing much to the table. Now there is a new one, a guy named Namskie, who plays a character named Fu, who does impressions of people. Or something. The guy's YouTube profile is Transformers 2-caliber complicated. In addition to characters, he does a lot of song parodies, like "Kiss Me Through MySpace," and "I Bow Like a Chino" (which may actually be an original. I have no idea what is going on here). He also played a hilarious April Fool's Prank in which he was "gay." Perfect. MAD TV just called and they said if they ever get back on the air, this kid is definitely on the short list for the permanent cast.
In this video he does a borderline-racist Fred parody.
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