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June 22, 2009

You Look Like A Little Black Boy

Um...

UMMM!

Man, that little girl stuck with her friend when she had the chicken pox, and here she is throwing her under the black person bus like it never meant anything. "But you don't have the chicken pox." UH, SAME DIFF! What is this video? It's like a training video for Racists But Who Still Want Perms. "You won't really be black. Tough it out." WHAT? This video is your haircut. (Thanks for the tip, Jane.)

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I kept on expecting a spokesperson for the KKK to show up in a suit, telling parents the major epidemic of Blackification.

Posted by: Calliwell profile link at 06/22/09 10:09 AM  | Reply
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That kid grew up to be C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man.

Posted by: booferama profile link at 06/22/09 10:10 AM  | Reply
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No, he/she grew up to be President.

Posted by: democratsarefascists  in reply to  booferama's comment at 06/28/09 6:58 AM  | Reply
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i'm just going to say this kid looks like a monchichi and take the high road.

Posted by: Becca profile link at 06/22/09 10:16 AM  | Reply
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I've got nothing.

Posted by: the voice of reason at 06/22/09 10:18 AM  | Reply
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Hold the phone. What is the alleged gender of this child? Excuse me, this wee colored chap?

Posted by: yeahisaidit at 06/22/09 10:18 AM  | Reply
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That perm does not suit anyone, lady. Quite telling lies, lie teller!

Posted by: benjamin profile link at 06/22/09 10:20 AM  | Reply
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I had to down vote myself because my spelling errors make me :(

Posted by: benjamin profile link  in reply to  benjamin's comment at 06/22/09 10:48 AM  | Reply
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Wow. This tops anything Everything is Terrible has uploaded. I mean that with respect, of course.

Posted by: Bobby Seger profile link at 06/22/09 10:37 AM  | Reply
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The little boy may look black, but everyone around him looks like assholes.

Posted by: The Life of the Mind profile link at 06/22/09 10:37 AM  | Reply
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Usually, I don't like to side with bullies, but that girl totally looks like a boy. It also doesn't help that she decided to borrow her dad's golf shirt and jeans...

Posted by: Aaron profile link at 06/22/09 10:49 AM  | Reply
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I thought he looked like Tom Hanks in Bosom Buddies.

Posted by: Blucheez profile link at 06/22/09 11:22 AM  | Reply
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Tom Hanks is black?

Posted by: booferama profile link  in reply to  Blucheez's comment at 06/22/09 11:28 AM  | Reply
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Not only is he black but he's a little black boy.

Posted by: jacob666 profile link  in reply to  booferama's comment at 06/22/09 4:39 PM  | Reply
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Not sure the perm is the worst haircut in this video.

Posted by: tiredandwired profile link at 06/22/09 11:27 AM  | Reply
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This left me with so many questions that I have no idea how to answer. Was this a PSA or something to be watched for entertainment? What the hell does chickenpox have to do with anything? Why did she get the perm in the first place? Where is this politically incorrect town she lives? So many questions....

Posted by: CarolineA profile link at 06/22/09 11:27 AM  | Reply
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so who's the racist here? towards the end it look like (little black boy) girl really doesn't want to look like a black person, like it's the scourge of the earth. of course, her mother's opinion ain't helping anything either.

Racists FTW: "And it's not like you're really black" (in a it's-not-that-bad tone) and "You think I look dumb, too", which is kind of the most confusingly obvious racist comment.

Posted by: alull profile link at 06/22/09 11:31 AM  | Reply
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The kid on the bike was teasing her really hard. Not cool man. But also, thats what you get for having a kind of ambiguous skin color and hanging out with assholes.

Posted by: Ben (waiting for the perfect GIF) profile link at 06/22/09 11:38 AM  | Reply
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Ok, so this child of indeterminate gender shows a picture to Billy, possibly indicating that the hairstyle was inspired by some celebrity (presumably not a black one)...
So I'm guessing the message is 'don't copy celebrities because you could end up looking like a black person, which is even worse than chickenpox but also completely different'?

Posted by: arthur great profile link at 06/22/09 11:45 AM  | Reply
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Why did that black kid have white parents and keep demanding she wasn't black?

Posted by: Ratigan profile link at 06/22/09 11:47 AM  | Reply
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Posted by: Kenny Powers profile link at 06/22/09 11:58 AM  | Reply
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exactly.

Posted by: Boris Grushenko profile link  in reply to  Kenny Powers's comment at 06/22/09 12:20 PM  | Reply
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1. there was no black teen in the Goonies. stop trying.
2. that is the most bizarre/yet-accurate description of the treatment of blacks, isn't it?

Posted by: alull profile link  in reply to  Kenny Powers's comment at 06/22/09 1:31 PM  | Reply
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I was expecting the "That's racist" kid GIF from you, but this was so much better.

Posted by: ber profile link  in reply to  Kenny Powers's comment at 06/22/09 6:41 PM  | Reply
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Is that Rockwell in that picture?

Posted by: WhittleBlackboy  in reply to  Kenny Powers's comment at 06/22/09 7:58 PM  | Reply
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What the FUCK am I supposed to think about this, Kenny?
"You sir, are CORRECT!"

Posted by: inglorius basTURD profile link  in reply to  Kenny Powers's comment at 06/22/09 10:01 PM  | Reply
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Story of my life.

Posted by: simonsays profile link at 06/22/09 12:13 PM  | Reply
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lololololol so much love for this kid

Posted by: McFuzz profile link at 06/22/09 2:06 PM  | Reply
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I kind of thought of it as a weird mixture of Michael Jackon gone Benjamin Button

Posted by: VideoGummyBear profile link at 06/22/09 3:21 PM  | Reply
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"It's not like you're really black". Mother of the year (1978).

Posted by: wildcard profile link at 06/22/09 3:34 PM  | Reply
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Forget Seth McFarlane being the Worst, everyone involved in this video is the WORST.

Posted by: aracdeinhere profile link at 06/22/09 6:28 PM  | Reply
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Forget Seth McFarlane for being the Worst, everyone involved in the creation of this video is THE WORST. Being offended that it's racist is passe. The writing is horrible! At least it should have been clever if it was going to be so blatant. Tsk Tsk!

Posted by: aracdeinhere profile link at 06/22/09 6:30 PM  | Reply
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That boy is Franklin Delano Bluth after he comes out of the washing machine. Fact.

Posted by: Nicolina Marie profile link at 06/22/09 11:02 PM  | Reply
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This is so much like now a days how guys are so concerned about looking "gay"

"Mom all the kids are telling me that I look like I'm gay with this hair cut"
"Well son, it's not like you're actually gay!"

Posted by: mitchell bitchcell at 06/23/09 1:09 AM  | Reply
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Still, it's funny that nobody (including myself) thinks to call this sexist but everyone gets the racism.

Which reminds me of this brilliant (and very old) piece by Douglas Hofstadter, where he (satirically) replaces "male" and "female" with "white" and "black" and vice versa. Funny, painful, and potentially tl;dr.

http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~evans/cs655/readings/purity.html

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