Just kidding, I know where he is. He's at Internet Dance School. Because this guy just took him there. And now everyone's sticking signs on Matt's back that say "I suck," and no one eats lunch with him ever.
IN YOUR FACE, STUPID MATT. This guy didn't even have to leave his art school campus to make you look like A FOOL. He bought you a one-way plane ticket to SHAMEISTAN. (Thanks for the tip, Max.)
Posted by Gabe at 4:45 PM in Viral Video
Tags: Dance-Offs
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If this is what our art schools are producing nowadays...I don't have a pithy way of finishing that sentence. But, it's bad.
Score = -5
COMMENT FAIL! This is the only thing that's ever come out of an art school that's made me smile.
Score = 0
Maybe if it had been shortened from 100 to 12. But he has practically the same dance for every song and it is BORING.
Score = -1
I do enjoy the music, but I agree 10 min is too long- it's no man's land. It should have been either 3min or 140min (1 min per song for the ultimate dance-themed "power hour" bonus 40.
On a side note, this video helps prove my point that I think too many people rely on wearing jeans. THERE'RE OTHER TYPE OF PANTS.
Score = 4
ART SCHOOL MAKES PEOPLE AUTHENTIC! Ugh.
Score = 0
That statement is false, Carrie, this is good. Ergo art schools are producing brilliance nowadays. I'm hiring this guy to DJ and dance at my daughter's wedding.
Score = 6
Matt's video is still cooler because it was more about bringing together random strangers than it was about the dancing, but this kid is pretty great. I would like for him to produce a soundtrack of all the songs he used because that's an instant party mix for all eternity right there. Also, yay for ending with New Order!
Score = 6
There's too many dicks on that dance floor at the end.
This is adorable. What joy that kid has!
Score = 9
I love the playlist.
Score = 5
I NEED THIS GUY'S STORY RIGHT NOW.
I never wanted that to end.
Score = 4
his tee and interpretive dance at 015 really spoke to me...
it felt autobiographical.
and being fluffy myself - i love when chubby people really fucking GET DOWN.
Score = 2
I bet that's the most exercise he's ever done, also the most rub chubs ever rubbed.
Score = -10
That kitten shirt in 015 brought my day up 73%
Score = 3
This guy has a tshirt with a giant picture of a cat on it. (see #15)
Honestly, i can't see how this guy can go wrong in life.
Because somebody that buys a shirt like that, must make good life decisions 24/7.
(i'm only joking. i have a tshirt of a cat head in space wearing glasses and shooting eye lasers, myself. so i'm in no position to judge.)
Score = 3
this is the playlist to every off-brand hipster party that i'm ever caught in the middle of....
Score = -2
now THAT is my boyfriend.
Score = 5
The guy who comes into frame at 9:02 is my boyfriend. And he's going to make his own video. Hopefully.
Score = 2
This guy real does have skill. I started off watching this video and thinking "what a dweeb, but by number 26, I was just thinking, "He has really great music taste...". I'm worried about what that I says about me...
Score = 2
Also, does anyone notice him subtly loose a bit of weight as the video goes on? That's exercise, folks.
Score = 0
his cute little art school outfits got me at hello.
Score = 1
This is made of win. Kid's got mooovs
He also must have a closet the size of Kanye's ego. GET IT? BECAUSE HE HAS A LOT OF CLOTHES!
Score = 0
i like it when he sort of bumps into the wall at number 26
Score = 0
What tracks are on 28 and 38?
Score = 0
What tracks are on 28 and 38?
Score = 0