The World's First DJ Battle (Translated)

Translation of dialogue:

Man 1: "Pietro, let us show these imbeciles how this thing is done."
Man 2: "We will. We will show them with fury."
Man 2: "Aha! Now the game is launched."
Husband: "Sofia, hand me that musical plate. We are being presented with a gentlemen's challenge and we shall not fail."
Man 2: "Alas, I fear this court's jester is more admirable a foe than we had anticipated. Give him a caress of the devil's hand."
Husband: "This species of royalist vermin has suckled at the crown's tit for long enough. It is time for our own revolution!"

Man 1, Man 2, and Man 3 retreat to their home to reconsider their political loyalties.

Husband: Ha ha ha. YOU ARE BURNT!

Posted by Gabe at 5:00 PM in Feuds, Viral Video
Tags: Battles | DJ | Mash Ups

10 Comments

Pfff. That's such a ripoff of the rap battle scene in Birth of a Nation.

Posted by: booferama at 05/19/09 5:17 PM  | Reply
Score = 5

Husband play no games.

Posted by: I PEE GOLD at 05/19/09 5:25 PM  | Reply
Score = 3

YEAH HUSBAND!

Posted by: Anono at 05/19/09 6:34 PM  | Reply
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Correction: we will show them mayhem.

Posted by: ben (waiting for the perfect GIF) at 05/19/09 9:57 PM  | Reply
Score = 2

This reminds me of a time when the internet was a kinder, gentler place. I like it b/c of that.

Posted by: Mcluskyist at 05/19/09 10:57 PM  | Reply
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oh boy. truly fantastic. Internet, thank you.

Posted by: leah at 05/20/09 1:46 AM  | Reply
Score = 1

This just makes me laugh so much. I love it.

Posted by: PajamaSquid at 05/20/09 11:22 PM  | Reply
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Anyone know what these tracks are? I love this!

Posted by: aniktwo at 05/21/09 12:13 PM  | Reply
Score = 1

Hey yo, aniktwo-

1. Eazy-E - Only If You Want It
2. 2 Brothers On The 4th Floor - Mirror Of Love (Mastermindz Freaky RN'B Club Mix)
3. 2 Unlimited - No Limit [moon project extended mix]
4. Captain Jack - Dream A Dream (Spacefrog Mix)

Not my pull, but from YouTube. #1 and #4 sound correct, so assume (?) others are as well. Peace to the Dj's, lord knows you wanna. compete.

Posted by: kyle  in reply to  aniktwo's comment at 05/28/09 1:20 AM  | Reply
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the translation is completely wack, sucked out of a finger. his wife name's Paraska, not Sophia. and it's almost impossible to hear all the words they say

Posted by: Taras at 06/15/09 8:57 AM  | Reply
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