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June 24, 2008

Shaquille O'Neal Busts Out The Summer Jams (NOT!)

Shaquille O'Neal rapped about Kobe Bryant in a New York nightclub on Sunday night:

Someone let that happen. Someone decided putting him on stage and giving him a microphone was a totally reasonable idea. Fair enough. If an Ent came up to me and demanded to rap, I'd probably let him, too. But shame on that audience for making Shaq think that "Kobe, tell me how my ass taste" is a good hook. You can just see this dinosaur's eyes light up, like, This is how Lil Wayne feels when he's just letting it flow. No, David Blaine.

Also, before this underground hit blows up all over Hot 97, someone should probably tell Shaq that "tell me how my ass taste" isn't a commonly understood euphemism for being the better man at basketball. It just sounds like he's asking Kobe Bryant for a rim job and a compliment. Asking over and over again. Shazam.

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Would you call what we did last night sex?

Posted by: Switters at 06/24/08 2:42 PM  | Reply
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Big Shaq >>>> Weezy F, Clipse, Kanye, Jay-Z

Posted by: JG at 06/25/08 6:54 PM  | Reply
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Shazam? more like Kazaam.

Posted by: fairherald at 06/30/08 1:51 AM  | Reply
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