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March 24, 2009

NSFW: This Phone Sex Prank Call Gets Real Neil Hamburger

New York-based comedian Gil Ozeri has a series of prank phone calls in which he calls phone sex operators and tells them that he has a weird fetish, like "Old Timey Barbers," or "Jewish Mother Stereotypes." That's a funny premise. Someone should turn it into a coffee table audio book. But his latest call in which he tells the phone sex operator that he is into "really bad comedians, like hack comedians," is particularly inspired. Because he happened to get a phone sex operator who is a comedic genius.

Now that's what I call a tight five. (SCHWZING!)

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"Ah yeah, that's good, call me folks." Brilliant.

Posted by: RobinRubbermaid at 03/24/09 3:43 PM  | Reply
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That was Norm MacDonald, right? In phone drag?

Posted by: Baird at 03/24/09 4:08 PM  | Reply
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BEST CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IMPRESSION EVER.

Posted by: kittenpants profile link at 03/24/09 4:15 PM  | Reply
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Party on Gabe.

Posted by: Dave profile link at 03/24/09 4:21 PM  | Reply
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Lindsey?

Posted by: d-w at 03/24/09 4:26 PM  | Reply
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That was just fantastic

Posted by: Fenrox profile link at 03/24/09 4:29 PM  | Reply
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YES!

Posted by: CarolineA profile link at 03/24/09 4:51 PM  | Reply
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that's got to be fake, right? i mean, she was way too amazing.

funny either way, though.

Posted by: Johnny profile link at 03/24/09 5:33 PM  | Reply
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"I love it when you do the drums when its not even a joke."

Posted by: Bret McKenzie's Wolf Shirt profile link at 03/24/09 5:34 PM  | Reply
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i think this is a bite from Allen Havey... had a late night comedy central talk show about 20 years ago, and this was a regular thing. he'd ask the girls if they would be a shark and bite his leg off, or if they could pretend it was napoleonic times and he needed a good bayonetting.

it's probably not a bite, but i remember 20 years ago it was actually shocking to hear phone sex operators being spoofed on tv.

Posted by: Steve Janowski profile link at 03/24/09 5:49 PM  | Reply
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it was not 20 years ago. that would be 1989l also this guy is some kinda genius. agreed? on both points?

Posted by: matt profile link  in reply to  Steve Janowski's comment at 03/25/09 12:11 AM  | Reply
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uhhh

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_After_Night_with_Allan_Havey

1989 to 1992

Yeah we're that old.

Posted by: Steve Janowski profile link  in reply to  matt's comment at 03/25/09 12:42 AM  | Reply
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I liked the one where he made the chick want to buy aluminum siding from him.
I always wanted to be the audience of one.

Posted by: Maggie B.  in reply to  Steve Janowski's comment at 03/25/09 1:23 PM  | Reply
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Uhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhh....I'm Christopher Walken. Badumbum.

Posted by: Carrie profile link at 03/24/09 6:47 PM  | Reply
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Monica Lewinsky... badumpum.

Posted by: indybree profile link at 03/24/09 11:57 PM  | Reply
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Some "amirite?" would have fit in nicely.

Posted by: Katherine at 03/26/09 11:42 PM  | Reply
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