Some Next Level Ottoman Humpers Shit
The fact that the music in this video comes from the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, which is obviously great, is somehow the least great of the many great things about it.
At long last, noble warriors who deserve to wear the baggy red panties. (Via AzizAnsari.livejournal.com.)
Posted by Gabe at 2:45 PM in Love-Watching, Viral Video
Tags: Heroes | Ottoman Humpers | The Legend Of Zelda




































Oh, don't pretend I don't see your boner sheild Man-Near-The-Stairs.
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Could somebody please explain to me what the fuck I just watched?
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YOU JUST SAW what the hell the Nintendo Wii is capable of. TAKING GAMES to a whole new level.
Also, drugs. Drugs help too.
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Some of your comments would be actually be good, if you could only get a handle on that caps key. Give bold a chance.
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Someone here is going to make a comment about black people and dancing, but it sure as hell isn't going to be me.
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Someone here is going to make a comment about racist idiots making no sense, and it'll probably be me.
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Apparently for the gentleman in the front the music took over him before he could finish putting on his t-shirt. That or he's just a professional he knows what he has to do when he hears that music and he's not going to stop for nothing.
That's some powerful shit, I guess is what I'm trying to say.
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I like to think after 18+ hours of a steady diet of Zelda, whippets, Fruity Pebbles and Monster Energy Drink, an epiphany hit them to make this clip. So much so that clothes were an afterthought, simply to hide their Sonic the Hedgehog and pot leaf adorned Joe Boxers.
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Wait, why're they only partially wearing their shirts? Is partially wearing your shirt the new thing? Damnit, I'll never be that hip!
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Not only that, but the extra pair of drawls. No hope for me. I usually just wear one pair of panties at a time.
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My homie in the front @ :30-:31.
We call that dance move the 'andy dick.'
BTW it's just begging for an animated GIF.
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I like that the guy in back is doing his own thing, and by own thing I mean raping a pillow. because let's face it, these piece of furniture and home decor are not willng participants
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The guy in back, FTW.
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0:56-1:00 The front guy's imaginary dick turns into an imaginary elephant's trunk. Do the Snuffie!
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Strickly 4 da ladiez
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In the bedroom, they're like, "up up down down left right left right b a"
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im pretty sure no youtube video has or ever will be better than this one.
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for some reason, young men being, well, silly (the uconn/ florida baseball rain delay dance-off, anyone?) really makes me happy. yay for this video.
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the guy on the stairs really steals the show. I have never seen wall humping pulled off that well before.
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I love your avatar so much. That's all.
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I love how dry humping appears to be a social thing, just like drinking beers with the homies or in-line dancing
dry humping - bringing people together since 2009
and thus peace was born
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Those guys are hot, and I don't know what " The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" is, but I want to go there.
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This is only semi-relevant, but I wrote this commercial for The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Houglass (/MTV). Don't even get me started on Zelda. Don't even vaguely reference it existing because that will also get me started on Zelda.
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For what it's worth, as a huge Zelda nerd I thought that was an awesome bit.
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Isn't Zelda II pre lttp which is pre OoT which is pre WW? So Tetra is the decedent of Zelda. Because it's the OoT Zelda not Zelda II Zelda.
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HONESTLY, "who is Tetra descendant of" is a stupid question but they we added that at the last minute to make the "What happened to the North Castle during the flood in Wind Waker?" question seemingly more relevant to Phantom Hourglass, since Tetra was about the only thing in Phantom Hourglass that related to the rest of the continuity, since (spoilers) it was basically just a dream.
Tetra is a descendant of TP Zelda, duh! They're all descendants of someone other than the original Zelda because she didn't actually wake up until Zelda II which was way after most of the games. (Zelda I and II feature Hyrule with an ocean, which means it's post-Wind Waker)
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There's a whole Ocarina of Rhyme mixtape?! YES, PLEASE.
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Ok. I like women, right? I think they are super hot and I want to have sex with a lot of them, right? BUT, I also want to have sex with the guys in this video, BUT, I don't want to have sex with any other guys... who aren't black. Basically, I want to have sex with black guys but ONLY black guys, like, no whites or yellows, AND I do want to have sex with women(one day I hope to).
What I'm asking is: do I count as gay? And DON'T say I'm bisexual because that is way gayer than being gay.
AND I am willing to not have sex with any black guys until after I have sex with at least one woman. Gay or no??
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Dude please stop.
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Uh. I know it's kind of been overdone but that whole head exploding gif seems pretty appropriate right now.
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you should make a "Next Level Shit" category.
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The guy at the back is really giving that pillow a good seeing to.
Well weird guy from pretty ricky challenge has been met.
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i wish i was black.
also, i will never be able to listen to my koji kondo itunes playlist the same way ever again.
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I used to have a crush on the older version of Link in Ocarina of Time. This is a good track. It makes my insides feel a nostalgic tingling.
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this is a good track.
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