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June 19, 2009

Some Next Level Ottoman Humpers Shit

The fact that the music in this video comes from the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, which is obviously great, is somehow the least great of the many great things about it.

At long last, noble warriors who deserve to wear the baggy red panties. (Via AzizAnsari.livejournal.com.)

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Oh, don't pretend I don't see your boner sheild Man-Near-The-Stairs.

Posted by: Hannah profile link at 06/19/09 2:51 PM  | Reply
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Could somebody please explain to me what the fuck I just watched?

Posted by: Jenn profile link at 06/19/09 2:54 PM  | Reply
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YOU JUST SAW what the hell the Nintendo Wii is capable of. TAKING GAMES to a whole new level.


Also, drugs. Drugs help too.

Posted by: An American Patriot profile link  in reply to  Jenn's comment at 06/19/09 3:29 PM  | Reply
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Some of your comments would be actually be good, if you could only get a handle on that caps key. Give bold a chance.

Posted by: stacey profile link  in reply to  An American Patriot's comment at 06/19/09 5:23 PM  | Reply
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Someone here is going to make a comment about black people and dancing, but it sure as hell isn't going to be me.

Posted by: incandenza profile link at 06/19/09 3:18 PM  | Reply
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Someone here is going to make a comment about racist idiots making no sense, and it'll probably be me.

Posted by: Mr Man  in reply to  incandenza's comment at 06/19/09 4:14 PM  | Reply
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Apparently for the gentleman in the front the music took over him before he could finish putting on his t-shirt. That or he's just a professional he knows what he has to do when he hears that music and he's not going to stop for nothing.

That's some powerful shit, I guess is what I'm trying to say.

Posted by: Media Brat profile link at 06/19/09 3:22 PM  | Reply
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I like to think after 18+ hours of a steady diet of Zelda, whippets, Fruity Pebbles and Monster Energy Drink, an epiphany hit them to make this clip. So much so that clothes were an afterthought, simply to hide their Sonic the Hedgehog and pot leaf adorned Joe Boxers.

Posted by: just_the_tip profile link at 06/19/09 3:24 PM  | Reply
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Wait, why're they only partially wearing their shirts? Is partially wearing your shirt the new thing? Damnit, I'll never be that hip!

Posted by: benjamin profile link at 06/19/09 3:32 PM  | Reply
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Not only that, but the extra pair of drawls. No hope for me. I usually just wear one pair of panties at a time.

Posted by: yomomma  in reply to  benjamin's comment at 06/19/09 3:51 PM  | Reply
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My homie in the front @ :30-:31.

We call that dance move the 'andy dick.'

BTW it's just begging for an animated GIF.

Posted by: Air Humpin' Crew at 06/19/09 3:48 PM  | Reply
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I like that the guy in back is doing his own thing, and by own thing I mean raping a pillow. because let's face it, these piece of furniture and home decor are not willng participants

Posted by: jelly bean at 06/19/09 3:50 PM  | Reply
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The guy in back, FTW.

Posted by: Detroit Dutchgirl profile link  in reply to  jelly bean's comment at 06/19/09 4:27 PM  | Reply
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0:56-1:00 The front guy's imaginary dick turns into an imaginary elephant's trunk. Do the Snuffie!

Posted by: Dumbelina profile link at 06/19/09 4:03 PM  | Reply
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Strickly 4 da ladiez

Posted by: Tooom profile link at 06/19/09 4:07 PM  | Reply
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In the bedroom, they're like, "up up down down left right left right b a"

Posted by: booferama profile link at 06/19/09 4:11 PM  | Reply
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im pretty sure no youtube video has or ever will be better than this one.

Posted by: recordingDR profile link at 06/19/09 4:28 PM  | Reply
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for some reason, young men being, well, silly (the uconn/ florida baseball rain delay dance-off, anyone?) really makes me happy. yay for this video.

Posted by: nanook profile link at 06/19/09 4:39 PM  | Reply
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the guy on the stairs really steals the show. I have never seen wall humping pulled off that well before.

Posted by: Restaurant Toast profile link at 06/19/09 4:45 PM  | Reply
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I love your avatar so much. That's all.

Posted by: That One profile link  in reply to  Restaurant Toast's comment at 06/19/09 5:10 PM  | Reply
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I love how dry humping appears to be a social thing, just like drinking beers with the homies or in-line dancing

dry humping - bringing people together since 2009

and thus peace was born

Posted by: 80's power ballad profile link at 06/19/09 5:55 PM  | Reply
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Those guys are hot, and I don't know what " The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" is, but I want to go there.

Posted by: suk my cock bruno at 06/19/09 6:22 PM  | Reply
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This is only semi-relevant, but I wrote this commercial for The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Houglass (/MTV). Don't even get me started on Zelda. Don't even vaguely reference it existing because that will also get me started on Zelda.

Posted by: BradOFarrell profile link at 06/19/09 6:58 PM  | Reply
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For what it's worth, as a huge Zelda nerd I thought that was an awesome bit.

Posted by: Mark profile link  in reply to  BradOFarrell's comment at 06/19/09 7:35 PM  | Reply
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Isn't Zelda II pre lttp which is pre OoT which is pre WW? So Tetra is the decedent of Zelda. Because it's the OoT Zelda not Zelda II Zelda.

Posted by: kersypants profile link  in reply to  BradOFarrell's comment at 06/19/09 10:12 PM  | Reply
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HONESTLY, "who is Tetra descendant of" is a stupid question but they we added that at the last minute to make the "What happened to the North Castle during the flood in Wind Waker?" question seemingly more relevant to Phantom Hourglass, since Tetra was about the only thing in Phantom Hourglass that related to the rest of the continuity, since (spoilers) it was basically just a dream.

Tetra is a descendant of TP Zelda, duh! They're all descendants of someone other than the original Zelda because she didn't actually wake up until Zelda II which was way after most of the games. (Zelda I and II feature Hyrule with an ocean, which means it's post-Wind Waker)

Posted by: BradOFarrell profile link  in reply to  kersypants's comment at 06/20/09 4:07 AM  | Reply
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There's a whole Ocarina of Rhyme mixtape?! YES, PLEASE.

Posted by: Funtastik profile link at 06/20/09 2:05 AM  | Reply
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Ok. I like women, right? I think they are super hot and I want to have sex with a lot of them, right? BUT, I also want to have sex with the guys in this video, BUT, I don't want to have sex with any other guys... who aren't black. Basically, I want to have sex with black guys but ONLY black guys, like, no whites or yellows, AND I do want to have sex with women(one day I hope to).

What I'm asking is: do I count as gay? And DON'T say I'm bisexual because that is way gayer than being gay.

AND I am willing to not have sex with any black guys until after I have sex with at least one woman. Gay or no??

Posted by: hightech profile link at 06/20/09 3:18 AM  | Reply
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Dude please stop.

Posted by: recordingDR profile link  in reply to  hightech's comment at 06/20/09 4:17 AM  | Reply
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Uh. I know it's kind of been overdone but that whole head exploding gif seems pretty appropriate right now.

Posted by: Jenn  in reply to  hightech's comment at 06/20/09 11:19 AM  | Reply
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you should make a "Next Level Shit" category.

Posted by: Jacob profile link at 06/20/09 3:33 PM  | Reply
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The guy at the back is really giving that pillow a good seeing to.

Well weird guy from pretty ricky challenge has been met.

Posted by: rotee2 profile link at 06/20/09 4:15 PM  | Reply
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i wish i was black.


also, i will never be able to listen to my koji kondo itunes playlist the same way ever again.

Posted by: Boris Grushenko profile link at 06/21/09 2:24 AM  | Reply
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I used to have a crush on the older version of Link in Ocarina of Time. This is a good track. It makes my insides feel a nostalgic tingling.

Posted by: amalthea profile link at 06/21/09 6:03 AM  | Reply
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this is a good track.

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