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March 10, 2009

Kids Boredly Create Special Effects On Their Computers Like Who Cares The Darndest Things

This kid is the best. Dude is like, "Doesn't even matter, lightning from my hands, what." He's like, "Lightsaber upside your head, bitch." Stan Winston is looking down from heaven and saying "Would a smile hurt?" And this kid is like "Relax, ghost. I run this."

Meanwhile, George Lucas is like "I need to get out of the kitchen, because it is filled with heat that I cannot take." Penguin legs. (Via Urlesque)

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this kid's totally the future of film, but he's all "what's it to you? wanna make something of it?" - and I can get with that.

Posted by: Becca profile link at 03/10/09 3:48 PM  | Reply
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I want "Ignore the red X" to be this year's "I move away from the mic to breathe in."

Posted by: Prestidigititis at 03/10/09 3:48 PM  | Reply
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The best part? The kid's a much better actor than Hayden Christensen.

Posted by: Booferama at 03/10/09 3:49 PM  | Reply
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hello, this MUSIC!

Posted by: adrienne profile link at 03/10/09 3:56 PM  | Reply
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I refuse to "ignore the red X." Also, loss of points for the Windows Vista plug...

Posted by: Aaron profile link at 03/10/09 3:57 PM  | Reply
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Kid + AE + Andrew Kramer + Not paying for Particular = awesome

Posted by: David Hildreth at 03/10/09 4:49 PM  | Reply
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Hair dryer ain't even plugged in. Kidz got mad skillzzz. All your base belong to this kid.

Posted by: wubdub profile link at 03/10/09 5:15 PM  | Reply
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"that kid is so boss"
-preggers juno girl

Posted by: edub at 03/10/09 7:45 PM  | Reply
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that hair dryer scene contained some serious acting.

Posted by: jacob666 profile link at 03/10/09 7:45 PM  | Reply
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Ignore the Red X (again.) Like, ignore the fishing string holding up these planets hanging magically in "outer space." I love it. I love it. Magic!

Posted by: Blondie profile link at 03/10/09 8:24 PM  | Reply
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Is he squinting because everything in that damned house is white?

Posted by: Babaganoosh at 03/10/09 9:06 PM  | Reply
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he's slept with more women than chuck norris.

Posted by: edc at 03/10/09 10:18 PM  | Reply
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That's what superhero kids do when their superhero parents leave them home alone.

Posted by: Ford at 03/10/09 11:12 PM  | Reply
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That's what superhero kids do when their superhero parents leave them home alone.

Posted by: Ford at 03/10/09 11:12 PM  | Reply
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it's a good thing the only thing he found in that bedside drawer was a hair dryer

Posted by: She-Ra, P.O.P. profile link at 03/11/09 12:41 AM  | Reply
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no mother's special lightsaber.

Posted by: edc  in reply to  She-Ra, P.O.P.'s comment at 03/11/09 4:13 AM  | Reply
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That is actually a 42 year old asian man. He's the homeowner.

Posted by: tiot at 03/11/09 11:07 AM  | Reply
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i love that he can make a laser beam come out of his mom's hair dryer but he's still got a rabbit ear antenna on his tv set.

Posted by: susan profile link at 03/11/09 1:19 PM  | Reply
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When they look back on the internet, this is when it all changed--the attitude, at least.

Posted by: freckle at 03/12/09 1:24 AM  | Reply
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