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April 21, 2009

Jones's Big Good Ass Barbecue And Foot Massage FTW

Business has been good for Jones's Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage, so Toby Jones is diversifying into the barbecue and massage game.

He runs this shit!

As usual, the website is perfect. I hope you're taking notes, George Sims. He even has an on-line function where you can submit what you would like him to fry. I would like a double order of fried LOLz.(Thanks for the tips, Jennifer and Liz.)

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Pure genius.

Posted by: MGoAndy profile link at 04/21/09 1:52 PM  | Reply
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Hell, we got a dinosaur!

Posted by: max at 04/21/09 2:06 PM  | Reply
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I want to go to there!

Posted by: etc profile link at 04/21/09 2:15 PM  | Reply
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There's a fight going on in my head whether this place is real or not.
I want to believe.

Posted by: Matt at 04/21/09 2:36 PM  | Reply
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"...took my money... made me pay child support"
"once they get your social security number, it's over"

Posted by: KW at 04/21/09 3:20 PM  | Reply
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this is the best thing ever, and I can only hope that it exists.

Posted by: Evan at 04/21/09 3:32 PM  | Reply
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I tried to chase the dream as well, but his websites are hosted by a sketch comedy group out of Chicago.

Posted by: leah  in reply to  Evan's comment at 04/21/09 4:36 PM  | Reply
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Jeb

delicionable is my new favorite adjective.

Posted by: Jeb profile link at 04/21/09 4:16 PM  | Reply
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with jones's help, we can make the world a more delicionable place

Posted by: martin profile link at 04/21/09 11:22 PM  | Reply
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can't you tell that the hipsters at 0:57 made this?

Posted by: siv at 04/22/09 4:04 AM  | Reply
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