I Want What The "Crazy Sprinkler Lady" Is Smoking
It's amazing that someone who thinks that sprinkler rainbows can be caused by chemicals oozing out of the ground also has the level of intelligence needed to upload videos about it to YouTube, but that explains 90% of YouTube. This lady knows that rainbows don't live in the sprinkler or come up from the ground, right?
(Thanks to Marianne for the tip!) Sprinkler lady has a YouTube channel with government conspiracy theories for all sorts of things she finds weird, like the fact that shredded cheese has gone from 8 oz. to 6 oz., and clouds.
Posted by Lindsay at 4:15 PM in Viral Video
Ha ha ha, Paranoia!
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Did I say Paranoia? I think I meant Schizophrenia. Schizophrenia = BUCKET O' LAFFS.
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here she is, explaining why tinfoil hats don't work anymore:
First off, aluminum foil is not 100% aluminum.2nd they
made sure long ago, that aluminum no longer has the
same shielding or magnetic properties it once was known to have. They have been experimenting on the public at least 60yrs, considering the $4.8 million they just awarded a group for the, against their knowledge radiation testing that was done on them
in the 40's. Many of their other experiments on the
public done on them without their knowledge like
MKUltra is becoming known also.
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i feel so smart all of a sudden, thank you sprinkler lady. thank you.
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See, now i feel bad. After living with a schizophrenic person, I should know better than to joke about it. Thanks, internet, for that emotional roller coaster - the thrill of new lulz, the agony of reality.
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I didn't see gold on either ends of that rainbow. It must be a government cover-up.
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This has got to be the dumbest lady I've ever heard of, ever. She might qualify for someone who may need to have their rights taken away for her own safety.
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I want to know what crack this woman is smoking so that I can kill her dealer for making bad stuff.
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hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
sailor - the comment you left on her channel page was great.
her narration, "and if i take a step forward...i fall...aganist things" hahahahaha rofl
whatta fucking nut
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there is, of course the logical "bitch crazy" explanation. which is probable, but i prefer f'ing LOADED. or tripping balls. or both. most likely both.
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I think this woman comes into my work a lot. (Barnes and Noble) We actually have a system whereby managers will "call you to the office for an urgent issue" over the intercom if they see she has pinned you down with her craziness.
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