Gabe And Max Are Your Boyfriends Part 4: Fitness Tips
In Gabe (our Gabe, for those who get a little confused sometimes) and Max Silvestri's ongoing service to the readers of Details Magazine and the internet at large, Gabe And Max's Guide To Man Style, it was only a matter of time before those two fitness junkies took on the subject of exercise. God, I'm so glad these things keep being hilarious. Remember: never let your guard down, and the safe word is "playground":
"I like to imagine that these two guys are...friends." Also, I'm noticing a pattern: Gabe = Kathie Lee and Max = Hoda. Free Max! (All the other Gabe And Max videos can be found here.)
Posted by Lindsay at 10:00 AM in Instructional Videos, Viral Video
Tags: Gabe And Max | Max Silvestri
Those shirts are amazing.
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soooo many questions:
why does Max layer long sleeved thrift store tees mr. rogers style?
why do they have a thinspo board for dudes?
why does Gabe look like he's a part of the Blue-Eyed-Soul movement or maybe had a hit during the New Jack Swing era of Hip Hop?
why no old-timey calisthenics?
(I watch these Man Style clips unironically so I need answers to pass to my male friends).
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I thought Max was so hot when he got all vulnerable and stuff.
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I JUST got over a borderline creepy crush on Max Silvestri so there can be none of that. Take it outside.... it's like drinking in front of an alcoholic.
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Gabrielle was awful swift with that arm bar. Can we expect "Never Back Down" on THFTWMOAT soon?
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Dear Gabe, If you were in prison you'd be raped because you exude feminine qualities. You're also a big ole fat piece of ass.
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I've said it before and I've said it again
YOU TWO NEED A PILOT!
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funny you should say that because I fly planes.
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Robin likes this.
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Buy a knife...Cardio.
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Max's makeup looks great!
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Wow, I had no idea Gabe was so... swarthy. Mrow.
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Ok, I guess I was the only one confused. Thanks for clarifying the Gabe thing. I kind of thought it was our Gabe, but i really had nothing to go off of.
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I'd let my guard down for Gabe. SWOON
This was my favourite so far. "Playground!"
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"I like to think that these two guys are friends." LMAO. I want to cyber-marry Gabe so he can ask for a cyber-divorce. Then I can cyber-stalk him. The circle's complete.
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I like the choice of an orange belt instead of a black belt. Brave. Honest. Fashionable.
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Best one so far.
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You guys expect (and encourage) creepy Gabe-lust comments at this point, right?
Here, I'll do my part. I thought one of the dudes on the thinspo board was from Gabe's (awkward) Gawker shoot and had to rewind to prove myself wrong. So much for Easter eggs for the super fans!
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You, my friend, are a genius. That would have been hilarious.
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so gabe takes adult karate classes?
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Gabe and Max's Protein Smoothies = Diarrhea
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Gabe's channeling a split second of Steve Brule at 1:21, I like it
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I just re-listened to Gabe's segment on This American life about being an insufferable dick. That plus this video is more than I can handle.
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the smoothie portion proved once and for all that continuity jokes are TEH BEST!!!!!!
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